Chandlered

The profound act of being so socially awkward, that sarcasm is the only escape to liberty

Famously presented by the character of chandler in F•R•I•E•N•D•S

Chandler: (talks to door) I'm funny right
Chandler: what do you know, you're just a door
Chandler: you just like knock knock jokes

The door just got chandlered

by Youonlylikeknockknockjokes April 18, 2014

face cankle

The condition in which neck fat completely absorbs one chin, connecting one's face to one's shoulders in a single, nontapering, gelatinous mass. Related to cankles, a similar condition at the lower leg.

What's the deal with her neck. It's like a face cankle.

by mayhemite! January 21, 2011

Candleloping

When a person/individual is described as hovering around a candle with intent to extinguish the flame.

Candice is well-known for Candleloping around these parts.

by Maverick_80 November 14, 2011

candlefantic

a person who likes to eat candle wax
a person who likes to eat candles
a person who likes to eat burning candles
a person who likes to lick candles
a person who likes to suck candles

most likely the person has a candle fetish
sometimes the person could be gay or female, if they lick or suck candles

oh hey why are you eating that candle?

oh im just a candlefantic

by Alcat1 February 14, 2012

Candlebilt

A "cult" that started at Vanderbilt among a select group of the incoming frosh class. As the name suggests, lighting a candle is part of the initiation ceremony. Everyone in the cult is awarded a nickname once it is earned through something memorable. The founding members have created Candlebilt: The History, and a master list of active members and former members. Real names are never used between members unless in public where saying their nickname would draw attention.

"I only applied to Vanderbilt in hopes of being able to join Candlebilt"
"Not only are the members of Candlebilt Hot, they are also incredibly funny and smart"
"All the Candlebilt girl's quickly let their purity scores drop once they arrived on campus"

by worsethandarla June 29, 2016

candelize

To become a candle

On the way to class, by backpack suddenly candelized, but it's okay it smelled like peach.

by Sexy Soup November 3, 2018

cxandler

a comedian online and a human being with 100k+ supporters and the most cutest boy alive:)

wow cxandler is really funny!
wow have you seen cxandlers new instagram video?

by jaz (koureey) January 15, 2019