limp blimp

donald trump in bed

as hot as milania is, the president is still a limp blimp.

by burbman1969 November 21, 2020

cum-blimp

kuhm-blimp n. a used condom which has been inflated to blimp like proportions and tied off, allowing it to float with the crew (semen) able to move around freely inside.

1. If you fill a cum-blimp with hydrogen and take a lighter to it, you can redefine "blowing your load."
2. I love having cum-blimp races with the guys after the gangbang.

by VainDadMelt May 20, 2021

The bomp

im not sure

who took the bomp?

by colin …ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ March 27, 2022

Sop bompie

It is when your wife/girlfriend eats your ass while massaging your penis with coconut oil.

Babe, can I have a sop bompie for tonight?

Yor bro, last night my girlfriend gave me a sop bompie to die for!

by Gerasper January 2, 2023

Finkle Bomp

for when you mess up so badly words cannot describe it

"Oh shit i just Finkle Bomped"

by ボックス精神 February 4, 2023

Chest Bimpie

Passionate caressing of the chest with no lubricants, usually after a thorough cleaning or nap. Often is extremely painful and requires strong hands. It’s most commonly used amongst young men with unknown sexual orientation.

Hey man I hope this doesn’t change how you feel about me but, can you give me a tender chest bimpie? I just took a long nap and am feeling unsure about my sexual orientation.

by Poopsnitch69 January 25, 2024

Oomple Bomp

The fatty mass of tissue located around a human's posterior that serves the purpose of cushioning the impact of falling while trying to climb a set of stairs with the pants down around the ankles.

The postman's oomple bomp was red and raw after his twenty-third fall while trying to get up the stairs with his pants down around his ankles.

by Dr Muffin Head February 2, 2024