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bless your heart

A term used prior to ridiculing, insulting the sensibilities of, or pointing out the shortcomings of someone. Used to soften the blow of a statement, and can render nearly any comment, no matter how brash or distasteful, socially acceptable.
Wife- Honey, do these jeans make me look fat?

Husband- Bless your heart, dear, but you've been a whale for the last ten years and I still can hardly believe you haven't imploded into a black hole due to the force of your gravity yet, so no matter what you wear, you'll still be a walking pork rind.
by Rexxx37 December 4, 2009
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bless

Cathlic Priest: Let me bless you my son.
Boy: Please father no
by ARIOCHE December 11, 2003
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Blessing

The most loving guy in the world! Blessing doesn't realise how loved he is. Usually Blessing doesn't open up too much because he thinks he's making himself vulnerable, but when Blessing opens up, it feels really great and wonderful. He often calls himself Lloyd, which suits him too, but Blessing sounds better. He's a great kisser, and his hugs are always the best, he's soooo cuddly! He's also an amazing boyfriend!!!
boy: you say you're going out with Blessing?
girl: yes, he's a real sweetheart!
by saywhaaaat??? September 18, 2011
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Gypsy Blessing

The act of fucking a woman and pulling out just before she comes to orgasm then getting up and leaving, thereby robbing her of the joys of sex as a gypsy would do.
Wilson's mom got a gypsy blessing the last time she went to the market
by DoctorMarioN64 December 7, 2011
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Blessed Sacrament

Blessed Sacrament has some of the sweetest, caring, and loving people i've ever met in my life. They are all gorgeous and are all incredibly smart. They rock my world. I live for BSS girls..And if you got to know them you would love em..preps are so incredibly amazing and everyone should love them. they are all awesome at sports and go on to great schools. They don't discriminate against schools like some people...They are incredible i love them so much and everyone should try to get to know them
BSSgirl: hi
Publicschoolkid: get away from me
BSSgirl: i still love you so much
by Bob February 15, 2005
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bless bonsu

the sexiest kid in the world,and loves to rap, and hes sexy, freaky and drop dead gorgeous and loves becca
"Daymn, there goes bless bonsu, he is soo sexy"
by Rebecca Teaser March 22, 2009
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bless his heart

A phrase uttered as an expression of sympathy, probably originated from southern US states. Usually tacked onto the end of a sentence to "soften" the blow as this is often used to describe something unfortunate. Can also function as bless her heart for women.
Adam's wife left him for another man, bless his heart.
by KImCobain March 10, 2015
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