Ball bearing mousetrap

A tomcat.....think about it.
This is an old slang term for an unaltered male cat

I had a bit of a rodent problem in my kitchen so I went down to the pound and got a ball bearing mousetrap.

by Pogo56 April 26, 2009

glass bottom boating

Putting something clear over someone's face (like saran wrap) and then taking a dump on their face.

The King of Pop glass bottom boated some 8 year old boy.

by Dustin December 2, 2003

Besting

Present tense of bested. "Besting" someone is the continuous aspect of beating someone at their own game. Getting the better of your opponent or adversary.

I love besting my frienemy by sleeping with her boyfriend. I know it's naughty, but it makes me feel all warm and tingly inside.

by Somerlea April 19, 2011

beaking

When people from west-central Canada or the states nag and bully each other they call it beaking.

Let's stop beaking Billy, maybe he'll stop crying.

by Amy April 9, 2005

shrimp boating

The act of sucking ejaculate out of an anus through a straw. Usually performed by homosexual men.

Gary was tossing my salad before he slammed me, and after he shot his load up my ass, I gave him a crazy straw and made him go shrimp boating, it was to die for!

by El Donko Puncho May 29, 2009

Seasons Beatings

Group of jolly fat guys in red suits having a circle jerk

Matt that was the best seasons beatings last night.

by cyberpunk321 August 12, 2008

anal beading

putting anal beads in your ass....obviously.

think of the movie american pie 3, there is mentions of it and the strippers are holding a string of anal beads.
"should we put these in your ass or mine?"

by beach bottom July 31, 2005