porny bastard

Horny male who relies on porn for sexual relief instead of actual females.

Al is such a porny bastard. If he lost some weight, he might get the real thing.

by Wiki1968 December 5, 2009

trashed bastard

An extremely intoxicated person at a party or gathering that finds fun in irritating others and causing havoc

Last night Eric pushed Tim, broke a light, and spilled on the carpet. He was a trashed bastard.

by The shadow king March 6, 2010

boxset bastard

A person who thinks you're a boxset bully or is not willing to watch a TV show you highly recommend.

You're a boxset bastard.

by DaleCooper October 24, 2010

Nacker Bastard

A term used by irish people to express that they are not happy with that person. Highly used in Dublin and is a great words to use when things just are not going your way..

*Boy spills hot coffee on girl*
"girl: ye nacker bastard"
OR
*Gets sick everywhere*.. ohh ye nacker bastard

by exohexoh!! October 5, 2011

Shroomy Bastard

someone who uses odd words and phrases usually P.C. terms to disguise what they are doing

Jack: i'll just help you bend over here so i can ascertain the location of this ring so i can just slip it on
Guy: you're raping me! you Shroomy Bastard!

by h.legge October 5, 2011

Inconsiderate Bastards

One might think that this definition would describe multiple individuals acting in a selfish manner where they disregarded the concerns of those around, but if you took note of the capitalization on "Bastards," then you would clearly know I was talking about the great alternative jam band with famous hits entitled Razor, and Stranded.

Whoa, the Inconsiderate Bastards are a great band! I wasn't expecting to see such a good show! I'm going home right now to download their new EP!

by Berry McCockiner June 4, 2014

total bastard

Someone who defines their own name on Urban Dictionary, and fills it with a shit ton of compliments

Total bastard: "this guy is so totally awesome!"

UD user: "what a total bastard"

by Fluorosis November 11, 2014