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bachelor blight

The condition that happens to the living space of any bachelor. Characterized by piled papers on the table, dirty dishes on the sink and laundry everywhere except for where it should be.
I have to go home and deal with the bachelor blight in my apartment before friends show up.
by Anon October 29, 2007
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button basher

a mobile phone or just some thing that you can call someone on, hell it could even be two cans on a piece of string
oi blud slap me the button basher!
by dunkster July 2, 2008
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Geographic Bachelor

A man who is married, and travels for work a lot and claims he's bachelor while traveling away from home.

A man who works away from home alot, and never sees his family. And claims he is single while traveling and is away from his spouse.
I'm a Geographic Bachelor, meet me in houston.
by The prey June 5, 2010
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BassHead

1. Also known as a dumBASS, for not excercizing prudence with their volume levels. see dumBass

2. Someone who believes anything with loud, (and usually muddy and distorted), bass, is high quality sound.

3. An unrefined headphone user who doesn't appreciate true audiophile quality sound.
That dumBass Basshead just bought himself a set of Beyerdynamic DT770s headphones. He might as well strap some subwoofers onto his skull.
by Big T April 16, 2004
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curry basher

A person (usually Indian origin) covers their hands in the curry they ate the night before and proceed to masturbate with it whilst also feeding it to his Jap eye.
Sanjay: Mum your bloody vindaloo is too spicy! How am i supposed to feed it to my one eyed monster!

Mum: I'll make a Korma next time.
by Jiggaman April 15, 2005
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bachelorize

When a man gets dumped by his girlfriend and tries to cover up his humiliation by doing any of the following:
Buy a new wardrobe, buy some new electronics(tv, game system and games, new stereo, air conditioner) for the "bachelor pad", etc.
I called "so and so" this week to see how he was doing after I dumped him and he said he felt great. He went to Kmart and bought some clothes, an air conditioner, and digital cable. It was sad to see him blow all his money on getting bachelorized.
by bluehoneykitty February 10, 2008
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bachelor pad

"I got a nice studio apartment now in the Village, and it's not only a cool bachelor pad, but I also sleep ON my very cool bachelor pad every night."

-- Posted on a Tokyo bulletin board in Ikebukuro, July 2, 2009
by PRwiz101 July 4, 2009
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