bloaties

Unhealthy material usually consisting of high sugar, salt, and/or neuro-stimulatory substances that are indulged by a large proportion of civilization for pleasure or simply out of habit. These products are not restricted to foods, and include mind altering drugs, alcohol, and pornographic materials. Habitual ingestion of these products are associated with an unhealthy lifestyle, loss of personal integrity, and debasement of moral conduct (i.e. vice),

I had my share of bloatiies this morning after eating 4 chocolate eclairs with my grande latte.

Although his mind had been ravaged by the drug, he couldn't resist another toke of the bloaties.

Her love of bloaties was obvious as most were now nested as an additional 50 kgs in her midsection.

by trojanx April 11, 2012

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Boatgiver

The boatgetter is person everyone knows and everyone recognizes and everyone wants to be friends with.

The boatgiver often goes out of their way (often to extremes) to be friends.
Boat possession has varying degrees of severity.

Friend: Have you gotten to hang out with Louis yet?
You: No, why?
Friend: What?!?! He's a serious boatgetter. Get on that man!!!
You: I don't know, I don't really want to be a boatgiver..
Friend: It's worth it, trust me.

by AetosLock December 19, 2015

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