Awkward Humping Turtle

When you make an awkward turtle on somebody's shoulder and push back and forth in a humping motion.

Wtf, my mom tried to pull an awkward humping turtle on me during grandma's funeral

by currybomb July 29, 2010

awkward bukkake

A variation of awkward starfish. A hand motion in which a person places their palm, with fingers stretched and spread out, on their face and sticks their tongue out. This resembles the act of bukkake.

When Mr. Smith made that inappropriate comment to that little girl, we did an awkward bukkake . . . because the situation was awkward . . . and because a little girl was involved.

by afaiiiiiiiiii November 22, 2010

Clarence Reginald Whorley Award

This award is given to individuals that consistently lie, make false promises, and screw over their friends for no apparent reason and without any self-gain.

Historically this award can only be given out after one has been nominated and a third party has validated and concedes the nomination.

There is no contesting this award

This award can be given out in two different manners.
1. as a crown for limited circumstances.

2. As a bronze plaque for a life-time achievement award displaying the historically & commercially famous Chicago maître d' Frank Brown. If the rare circumstance of a woman winning this honor occurs the picture of Frank Brown will be replaced with the historically & commercially famous Nancy Green.

Friend 1 "Is Carmen finally coming down to hang out?"

Friend 2 "No, for the 50th time he lied and decided to stay at home to wash his counter tops! This is Ridiculous! I nominate Carmen for the Clarence Reginald Whorley Award for lifetime achievement!”

Friend 1 "I concede that nomination! He’s a shoe in, Good Call!!"

by Merchers February 2, 2010

Alec Baldwin Award For Excellence In Gun Safety

A fictional award facetiously given to people who exercise poor trigger discipline.

Person 1: "Did you see that? Thomas just aimed a rifle into a crowd of 20 people while holding the trigger!"
Person 2: "He ought to be nominated for the Alec Baldwin Award For Excellence In Gun Safety."

by your real nаme November 15, 2021

Awkward Squirtle

when someone makes a FAILED pokemon reference

made up in Smiles's BlogTV show

"I like to spank my mankey sometimes"

wow that was an awkward squirtle

by PwnsTehNubs September 30, 2008

awkward

Adjective; may be shortened to awk and said in quick succession to end a bad situation and to let the parties involved know you don't want to be there

1 - used to describe situations in which a person or persons are aloof, confused, or have been caused discomfort.

2 - most commonly used to describe events/persons that cause a general malaise of uncomfortableness.

1 - When all the guys realized they had made out with the same girl that night it became real awkward. It was pretty awkward when she mentioned she had slept with her boyfriend's best friend.

2 - I hate that kid he is so awkward whenever he is around people, it is like he was raised by mentally challenged cave people. I am so awkward around her because I can never tell if she knows I slept with her best friend.

by Ryan D Scott February 15, 2008

Make Awkward Sexual Advances, Not War

Do anything else rather than make a very childish foolish blunder.

George Bush is going to attack Iraq!!

Nobody would do that this day and age because everyone knows that would be stupid. Make Awkward Sexual Advances, Not War.

by seymore hineys May 19, 2009