augusta kansas

The most average town on the face of the planet, with the exception of an occasional flood, or Klan rally. People learn to cope with their existence in this country ass place by getting fucked up in as many ways as possible.

If you're from the class of '05
then you must be gettin high

by lennardwashington February 14, 2005

august 5

august 5 is national boyfriends day and you should go appeciate him for everything

hey babe it’s august 5 love you so much thank you

by 1234sophie5781 August 4, 2019

August 22

National Brotherhood Day

Jason- Hey Bro it’s august 22!
Liam- Oh really what does that mean?
Jason- National Brotherhood day!
Liam- Oh well, happy national brotherhood day bro!

by SportsFan12458 October 20, 2019

August 23

August 23rd is National grab ass day. A day where it is acceptable to grab any ass regardless of relationship status.

Yo bro it’s august 23!! I can’t wait to go grab some ass!!!

by Allstar93 August 23, 2019

August 13

On August 13 The The Declaration of Rights of the Negro Peoples of the World was signed in Madison Square Garden. 20,000 people were in attendance. It made Red, Black, and Green the colors of Africans at home and abroad.

Will you be seen wearing Red, Black and Green on August 13?

by Bendera Ya Taifa April 24, 2021

August 21st

National rail your partner rough day.

It’s August 21st! That means it time to rail my partner!

by sallythedumbwhore2123 August 13, 2021

Flip Autistic Shit

To flip shit over something stupid; making a big deal out of something that doesn't matter

Mari's parents always Flip Autistic Shit when they hear that she is spending time with a boy named Dominic.

by LeDom Wames June 12, 2013