Alcholzheimers

When you consume a large quantity of Alchohol and forget events during the time frame you were intoxicated, either intentionally or unintentionally. Usually this is followed by an apology to those offended.

"Dood, my ol lady told me you were hitting on her last night"
"Man, I sure don't remember anything like that, either that beotch is lyin like a rug or I might have some Alcholzheimers goin on.

by Mill-na July 23, 2009

Alcoheimers

The name of a popular website that gives bar and nightclub listings.

We found this place on alcoheimers.

by MrCheese2020 December 6, 2009

Alcoholidays

holidays which involve a large amount of drinking. Which is pretty much every holiday!

Alcohol+holidays = alcohol-i-days

The Alcoholidays are almost here !

4 days until alcoholidays!

by boozebag December 13, 2009

alcolulz

tasty drinks that make you lol and sometimes puke

Girl 1: "I got so trashed last night that I hooked up with a frat boy."
Girl 2: "Blame it on the alcolulz!"

by ttanna11 December 13, 2009

alcohol clot

the means of waking up the next day after a long night of drinking with a bloody wound somewhere on your body.

this sucks. i got a stupid alcohol clot again from drinking last night. phyuckk..

by catandthehat February 27, 2010

Alcopillaholic

A person who has a desperate, fiendish craving for alcohol and prescription pills, usually painkillers such as oxycontin. Condition usually ends in death.

Dude, Eric's such an alcopillaholic . He just took six shots and five percocet.

by B.J. Harrington June 2, 2010

Alcohol Balls

When someone drinks too much before Sucking your dick so the alcohol in her breath goes down to your balls and makes them feel like they got round house kicked to oblivion.

Guy 1: Dude, you have fucking alcohol balls!

Guy 2: What the fuck do I do?

Guy 1: I don't know just drink a bunch of water to flush out the pain.

Guy 2: Okay, at least I don't have herpes.

by MisterStealYourGirl June 11, 2016