Lindzii is having a Carpet Munching Baby
by Aleishajade January 13, 2009
This is a box similar to the all famous "CRUNCH-N-MUCH", yet, CRUNK-N-MUNCH has yet to be invented. CRUNK-N-MUNCH, when brought into this world, will be a box of insanely crunkatized bits of joy that will enable you to reach a euphoric gangstertastically superb well being feeling when munching on. YES!!!! CRUNK-N-MUNCH...be crunkatized!!!!!!!
by James McLendon August 13, 2006
Jabir: Take that turbin off!
Roy: But i can't
Jabir: Listen motha fucka, take that turbin off or imma munch you up
Roy: But i can't
Jabir: Listen motha fucka, take that turbin off or imma munch you up
by SIRUS Naherous November 27, 2009
by LOVELYBUTT January 30, 2012
When a man shoves his entire tongue into a woman's vaginal cavity while underwater. This sexual act is often, but not always, accompanied by shoving ones fingers into the anus and biting the clit with ones teeth (although, the biting is very strenuous).
by MunchMeASAP January 16, 2011
by sqLikesPants May 08, 2022
Where a junkie smears peanut butter over their genitals and gets their dog to lick it off. Orgasming is optional. Walking away with your genitals intact is the luck of the draw.
1. Can you get me some smooth peanut butter at the shops I feel like a Marley minge munch. Crunchy peanut butter is to dangerous.
2. I dont need to shower I'll just get a quick Marley minge munch to clean up.
3. Adam stop being a creep and watching the meth head get a Marley minge munch.
2. I dont need to shower I'll just get a quick Marley minge munch to clean up.
3. Adam stop being a creep and watching the meth head get a Marley minge munch.
by EvLovesGoldenRivets November 20, 2018