Nig Shower

When a person, who is too lazy or in a hurry, takes a shower by spraying perfume or cologne all over to mask there stench.

Luke: "Dude i was in such a hurry today that I had to take a nig shower."

Will: "I do that almost everyday, but it's just because I'm to lazy."

by N. Igger October 19, 2009

Knacker Shower

When an Irish gypsy (or Knacker) has no shower facilities and uses excessive amounts of spray deodrant to cover up the smell, whilst creating an even worse one

I was fiercw smelly the morning after that fight and so I had a Knacker Shower John Joe

by Cill-bert March 9, 2009

Dominican Shower

"A dominican shower is when you avoid paying your water bill and your water gets shut off. As a result, you are forced to collect dripping water in buckets under every faucet in your house. Once enough water is collected, you bathe yourself by dumping the collected water on yourself."

"My dad forgot to pay the water bill so I was forced to take a dominican shower last night."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 9, 2010

Emo Shower

1. To bathe in one's own tears
2. The result of excessive makeup streaking in the eye area

The concert made Poser Rick feel so dirty that he just had to sit in a corner by himself and take a nice, heartfelt Emo Shower.

by Darcy is wearing pants. July 7, 2007

gold shower

A gold or golden shower is when a guy/or girl(sometimes) pee's on their partner. very nasty and i'll bet it doesnt taste good

Jill begged Joe for a golden shower

by Freaky Funkay Stylee Bass Man April 14, 2003

Jeffords' Shower

Spraying cologne all over ones person in an attempt to achieve a good scent without showering.

Tom was late for breakfast so he took a Jeffords' Shower then left.

by Jim Miller, the Lady Killer! Boogadi Boogadi Boo! June 12, 2006

shower hyena

A late middle aged to older homosexual man that joins a health club in order to lurk around the shower room (usually fully naked) in order to gawk and salivate over younger men as they get dressed and undressed.

Typically characterized by a slumped posture, thin gray mustache and weasel-like eyes.

Yeah man, I bet he is a shower hyena...accidentally drop your towel and you will hear him pant like a hyena

by wrich73 August 6, 2010