Guy 1: UGH This coffee is so salty, it's like a fap-pechino!
Guy 2: Who actually cums in their coffee?
Guy 1: You never know with the internet.
Guy 2: Who actually cums in their coffee?
Guy 1: You never know with the internet.
by ctrl alt del March 10, 2011
The one who takes fapping to a whole new level. He is a legend, a masterful, master of masturbation. He is the "Lord of the Fap"
One may never witness the FAP of the Lord of the FAP. It is so extraordinary that the eyes would be set afire, the hair would turn to snakes, and the heart would explode as the genitals burst into flames.
by LadySewz October 08, 2014
"Connor was playing the impossible game and that game has fap tunes written all over it."
"I was about to fap to this one video when my sister barged in my room playing some nice faptunes...So i fapped to that."
"I was about to fap to this one video when my sister barged in my room playing some nice faptunes...So i fapped to that."
by sacktap24 February 23, 2012
A person's internet history after watching excessive amounts of pornography.
Their path through porn sites can be followed, step by step.
Their path through porn sites can be followed, step by step.
by jayclough December 11, 2010
John: Dude what's up with your fingers?
Adam: I got fap finger man. Damn Angelina Jolie movie marathon...
Adam: I got fap finger man. Damn Angelina Jolie movie marathon...
by Kev Butler July 22, 2010
by Douglas_ August 04, 2006
by Eric Kumar January 19, 2011