Walter Seaman

Taking a test in a discord call with your friends and scoring 100% because you were allowed to do so.

David: How was that computer science exam?
Jenny: Easy, we all got a perfect score because the teacher had no restrictions on it, so we Walter Seamaned the whole thing.

by fredbayrerooles November 21, 2021

The Seaman Shuffle

When you’re cornered by a group of guys and your only option for self defense is to pull out your dick and start jerking off onto them.

When I was on shore leave in the Navy some "Anderson Cooper looking motherfuckers" cornered me and my only option was to pull out my dick and start doing the seaman shuffle.

by Kai Smash December 20, 2022

Yellow Selma

When you’re hooking up with a black girl, start peeing on her and yell, “I founded the FBI!”

Shantalle got mad at me after I gave her a yellow Selma.

by holycrapimdrunk August 19, 2023

Duncan Seaman

A character in a hypothetical alternate version of I2-3 conceived by Ace Attorney Circlejerk members

In this better version, Artie Frost (or Issac Dover in the ethical translation) would be named "Duncan Seaman" and he would be dunked in a cum fountain instead of a water fountain

what if the fountain in i2-3 was a cum fountain and Artie Frost wad called Duncan Seaman

by Eyacorkett June 1, 2025

Anti-Semantic

When people are upset by the choice of words you use. Can be used as a noun or adjective.

For example, if you were to use “death” to describe “dismantling an institution”, and someone takes offence. They were to say, “hey saying death to an institution is just as bad as murdering babies and committing genocide.”You could call that person an Anti-Semantic. Or you could say their views are Anti-Semantic.

by Words are okay June 30, 2025

spunky semambo

fat crossed eyed lady who eats children shit bc she can’t see probably she always gets doubled spunked on by her computer mouse cuz she thought it was her dwarf husband.

nah we do we have spunky semambo today

by fuckinghorny17yearold December 12, 2025

Scheming for Seman

A girl/guy who is on a mission to get laid by any means necessary

Guy 1: Hey I think you have a good chance getting with Rebecca tonight

Guy 2: What makes you think that?
Guy 1: She is scheming for seman bro, she will get with anyone

by Dog gone snoop February 27, 2020