fredbayrerooles's definitions

school

The legal form of slavery

Student: Why do I have to listen to your every command?
Teacher: You're in school. Do your homework or I'll bust my dick in your eye, and I'm a lady!

by fredbayrerooles October 18, 2018

Walter Seaman

Taking a test in a discord call with your friends and scoring 100% because you were allowed to do so.

David: How was that computer science exam?
Jenny: Easy, we all got a perfect score because the teacher had no restrictions on it, so we Walter Seamaned the whole thing.

by fredbayrerooles November 21, 2021

Uptown Funk

When a man walks down the sidewalk and onto the road and then proceeds to take all of his clothes off and throws it at a car which ultimately crashes. He then starts pointing at other people with his butt and shakes that pair of two planets harder than a chocolate milkshake at McDonald's (I drink that). All of a sudden, street girls and boys join him and they all start dancing and showing off their numerous differences. Eventually, a light comes out of the man and it shoots into the air. They all shake their butts until they die of utter fatigue.

Jonathan: Why are all those naked people shaking their butts?

Daniel: Well, obviously they're doing the Uptown Funk.
Jonathan: Are any of those guys ok?
Daniel: Nah, any virgin on that street knows he's gotta get off right away

by fredbayrerooles April 13, 2019