Skip to main content

joe

the coolest dude in the world so amazing
mugGet the joe mug.

two tone joe

The act of fisting a female whilst on her period. The act includes that the fister has a handful of coffee grounds while performing the bloody fisting act, hence the two tones (red and brown) and joe, meaning the coffee like substance created from the warmth in the fistee's vagina.
The only way to see a two tone joe is on the internet,
by Skip Toumailloux March 24, 2011
mugGet the two tone joe mug.

Joe Mama

Joe Mama so fat she brings a spoon to the Super Bowl
by anonymous June 19, 2022
mugGet the Joe Mama mug.

Joe-ment

Something done that puts you on a steady declining slope from being top of the world to the bottom of the barrel. Named for Joe Pesci and the decline of his career
"I got stood up on my date and then she blocked me"
"Absolute Joe-ment. It's not looking good for you"
by RottaTheHutt March 6, 2025
mugGet the Joe-ment mug.

Joe

This blonde dude that is just AMAZING!!
He literally is perfect. He is really hot. Smart. Cool. Athletic af. Ever so kind. Once he likes you don’t be a prick, don’t break his heart coz u know full well he’d do anything to make you happy and your life TOP NOTCH!! Joe can be very self critical at times but at others he’s telling about how great he is but not in a pratty, “I’m better than you” sorta way.
- who’s that hot dude

- name’s joe

- think he’s single? What am I on about? Ofc he’s not single a guy like that would NEVER be single!

-yh… guess who he’s taken by

- probs some hot ass chick

- nope! By me 😏
by SOTASANAHTA September 30, 2021
mugGet the Joe mug.

Joe Snapchat

Joe snapchat is the guy that shags abe's burd.
Abe were you going to meet your bird erin? Aye min im OMW x. What the heeeel why is joe snapchat pegging my bird eh.
by Joe snapchat December 19, 2020
mugGet the Joe Snapchat mug.

Joe

A boy usually with greenish bluish eyes and always gets a girl with his great personality. He is always religious but rebel. He will love a girl with blonde hair and hazel eyes. He is very soft and desperate and seems to send a lot of horny messages
Woah did you see him, he is such aJoe!!
by Rahrahtah1212121111111 October 27, 2018
mugGet the Joe mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email