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small penis 

reproductive organ attached to a male which is extremely small, comparable to the tiny cock on a young child boy. clinical statistics show that out of anglo-saxon-european, african-negroid, east-asian, middle-eastern and latin-hispanic men, the most least endowed is found in majority of anglo-saxon-european men, barely getting over 2.5 inches.

compared to african-negroid, east-asian, middle-eastern and latin-hispanic men whom are all around 5-6 inches, which is the global standard. this is not to say every white man has a 2 inch cock. there are indeed some with 4 inches or more. in american/western porn, you will find the 0.000141945% of white men with much larger penis than the rest of his diaspora.

hollywood is where all the famous white men are. american porn is where all the abnormally larger penis white men are.

because of this disability (known in central and east africa as 'white man syndrome') white women are making themselves available for other races. indeed, there are more white women traveling to africa for sex than ever before.

new studies in 2012 find that population in anglo-saxon-european countries are on the decline because white women are becoming less receptive to white men. for sexual reasons. now the white race faces threat of extinction because of the white man's small penis.

small penis of white men is causing the extinction of his own race. white man is the diseases of the planet and his small penis is the disease to white women and to himself.
they say,
asteroids killed the dinosaurs.
nazis killed the jews.
and small penis killed the white man.
small penis by WonderWomanAlice October 8, 2012

Freudian penis 

When you say one thing, but mean your mother.
- He was wearing this apron that said kiss the cock, and -

- Kiss the cock? Was that a freudian penis?
Freudian penis by crabbadon January 25, 2010

Tactical Penis 

Of having a penis that is ergonomically retro-fitted to operate at optimum efficiency in vaginal situations
Alas, he had a most Tactical Penis. Thousands gazed upon it's wondrous glory for years to come.
Tactical Penis by hahahacough January 17, 2011

Stormtrooper Penis 

n. When you have a shallow vagina and you put a tampon in and it sticks out, looking like a little white penis, like a Stormtrooper would have.
"And as I put the tampon in, that's when I realized I had a shallow vagina. It looked like a little Stormtrooper Penis!"
Stormtrooper Penis by TaylorKaye August 21, 2013

If it had a penis, I'd touch it. 

something that you really, really like. or something that is awesome like a song or a video. not meant to be gay, just funny.
Man that song was awesome! If it had a penis, I'd touch it.

clown penis 

When the boy puts his member between a girl's legs from behind, giving the impression that in addition to her Vuva, she also has a small penis.
Bob came up from behind, suprising suzy with his famous clown penis.
clown penis by isabelyarg January 28, 2008