Random person:My sister threw up
Best friend: I lost my job
Me: A random's sister threw up, my best friend lost her job, and my bunny died. Could life get worse?
Best friend:Well me mom broke her leg.
Me: I'm sorry
Best friend: I lost my job
Me: A random's sister threw up, my best friend lost her job, and my bunny died. Could life get worse?
Best friend:Well me mom broke her leg.
Me: I'm sorry
by The truth for you$! April 2, 2021
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Hym "Nothing to fix. The only thing wrong with my life is that I'm not being given the credit I'm due. And that's a matter of other people violating the tenets of THEIR propositional ethic to deny me."
Hym "Nothing to fix. The only thing wrong with my life is that I'm not being given the credit I'm due. And that's a matter of other people violating the tenets of THEIR propositional ethic to deny me."
by Hym Iam August 18, 2023
Get the Fix your own life before doing anything abstract mug.Life is about FucK1Ng Santhosh and Dhairya so hard until they finally will engulf us men in cream. Santhosh and Dhairya created this biological weapon knows as the URANUS cannon which shits- i mean shoots out replicas of the planet URANUS from the a$$ which looks like a black hole about to sug on sum cum. we will support for the supreme pride of sucking. I WILL CREATE THE SUCKING EMPIRE! Santhosh can be ranked to "Pwincess of suck" while Dhairya can be "Emperor suck". I will be known as the...ONE...who has the ability to suck like a black hole ;))))))))))
Life is inspirational...it is such a valuable gift from me...yes I gave yall life...yeah so cherish life with cumplete suction passion.
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Junko Furuta's life flashed before her eyes before ultimately dying of blood loss
Most peoples life flashed before their eyes before dying
Most peoples life flashed before their eyes before dying
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Those That Dont Think About The Actions Of Their Behavior And The Affects It Can Have On Their Life... Word Owner - GwensChild
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