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Pat that dick

You passed your midterm?!? Pat that dick bro!
by Dick pat danny May 14, 2018
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Limp Dick

A dude who can't get 'it' up during sexual intercourse.
"Omg, Johnny is a limp dick!"
by bombshizzx3 June 15, 2009
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choke on a dick

Phrase used to express anger toward another.
damn, bitch! you ate my bagel?! go choke on a dick!
by Emily July 27, 2004
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Gym Dick

A person who has a large flaccid penis who is not shy to flaunt it in a gym locker room.
The guy next to me loves to walk around with his "gym dick"
by WJA January 26, 2006
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Floppy dick

Someone who is unsure, who is not stable and straight forward. Always beats around the bush...kinda "flopping" from one thing to another...
I'm a floppy dick when it comes to turning people down. I need to stop being such a floppy dick!
by CarolinexNOVA September 25, 2007
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tender dick

One who plays the scrum half position (rugby) as though he/she is afraid, incompetent, or generally unreliable.
That Green-side scrum half was a straight up tender dick.
by jiggisland May 26, 2011
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Clit Dick

a man with a dick no more than 3 inches long
He pulled down his pants and she exclaimed, "I've seen clits bigger than that"! You have a clit dick...!!!
by bonda_007 January 11, 2009
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