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Cock Nose

In most examples it is someone with a cock for a nose, for others, it is a simple exclaimation of anger, annoyance, disturbance, randomness, drunkeness ect. Alot of people choose to shout this word out whilst at school in a particularly boring lesson (and/or a lesson with a boring teacher. For example, History, Geography, ect.
school kid: Cock Nose!
teacher: pardon?

Some people prefer to draw out the O in Nose, as below.

school kid: Cock Noooooooooooooooose!
teacher: who the f--- was that? i do not have a f---ing cock for a nose. i had plastic surgery on it three times and it looks as beautiful as yours.

It can also be used with an accent from a particular dialect, such as Scotland:

scottish school kid: Keyack Nooose!
scottish teacher: what teh fook you talkin' aboot laddie!?
by El Jesus January 4, 2007
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Cock Monger

Someone who sells cock, a Pimp with male hoes.
girl 1: Did you get the hooker for Katie's Bachelorette party?

girl 2: Yah, from that Cock Monger on Belmont and Clark, he gave me a good price for a nice 12 inch.
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cock head

someone like nesbite who is a dick licking fanny rasher who is a cockless wankstain
karl nesbite look at him lol
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Horse Cock

1. In already in a state of peril things have suddenly taken a turn for the worst.
You wake up late for a crucial job interview and you can't find your keys. "Horse cock"!
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cock bite

Mysterious little bruises that appear on a women's arms and legs after a night of good fucking.
Dude, check out this cock bite on my wrist! I don't know what the fuck happened.
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Cock Snot

1.the release of seamen from a mans penis.
Man "drink ma cock snot you filthy slut"
by elbay January 14, 2009
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Dogs-Cock

Somebody who has in some way been a general dick head
by herb+cozza December 17, 2003
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