gauging my eyes out

to stare at something so bad and with such an interest that its hard to get your eyes off of it

Dude I can't help gauging my eyes out at that booty.

by Pharoah Amer June 23, 2016

FB Eyes

The eyes you make when getting your picture taken and your friend says “show me your fuck me eyes”, but you had been drinking a lot and misheard so you thought they said “show me your Facebook eyes”.

Friend: Show me your “Fuck me eyes”
Person in picture: “He said show me your FB eyes…”

by Beexman May 7, 2022

ey

A literal nobody-

“She is a literal ey.”

by Miracu-K-on-Blink June 28, 2021

cod eye

When you are having sex with a girl from behind and you remove your dick from the pink 'hammersmith and city line' and you aim for the brown 'bakerloo line', the girl will often give you a glaring look with over her left or right shoulder with one eye. This action replicates a free swimming cod when being chased by prey, they too will glance back with one eye open hence called 'the cod eye'.

"Look at that dusty slut over there, i bet you she likes a good cod eye!"
"That 2 bit crack whore i picked up last Friday night gave me an awesome cod eye!"
"I look forward to seeing the cod eye from my wife tonight, she hasn't given it to me in ages"

by blacksheepboy December 10, 2013

Eye on the Prize

When you pop out your glass eye, get on your knees and tell him to plug your eye socket.

His dick was so small, I decided the only thing to do was keep my eye on the prize.

by Dominatrix_FullofTricks December 21, 2021

5 eyes

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im gonna cut you in 1/5's why cause you have 5 eyes

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by chargingvindiction4 October 8, 2022

Eye candy

Something that is pleasing to see

I want that eye candy

by My yee 2 March 21, 2021