fat person who eats pop tarts

Exactly what it says nigga

Look at the fat person who eats pop tarts

by 81Rralone February 25, 2024

Scottish Puddin' Pop

When you manage to get cheddar cheese on your banger and mash up in yer arse hairs.

ACH! I fell down on ma five guys and gave meself a Scottish Puddin' Pop!

by Anonymous12940876 November 14, 2023

Pop a Melly

When you know you won’t sleep tonight and need to take a melatonin

Emily: I know I’m not going to sleep tonight

Sabrina: then pop a melly

by Fancyfanzy February 20, 2023