Dick bounce

When a man has an erection and uses his penile muscle to make his dick move back and forth, like bouncing; or as a man ejaculates and his penis moves up and down, or to bounce.

My favorite part of the porno is when he does the dick bounce.

by klm9023 August 1, 2016

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athletic dick

When you date a guy who's very athletic and used to hard workouts, and he brings the serious dick (D) to the point of exhausting you. The dick was so serious you might have to take an advil afterwards to recover.

Damn, girl! Brandon gave me that athletic dick last night and I'm worn the fuck out.

by alicianola February 3, 2017

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denim dick

the pain you get in your dick after grinding with a girl for an extended period of time without getting anything afterward; your dick gets rubbed raw by the scraping together of jeans

Yo Nick did you get with Rose last weekend?
Nah bro, she just gave me denim dick.

by mikeokhurts69 November 3, 2011

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Schindler's Dick

Extreme shrinkage of the male member causing it to appear uncircumcised along with the inability to achieve an erection typically due to the consumption of amphetamines.

Jim: What it is? Did you finally bang Jessica last night?

Jerry: Fuck no, man. I had a bad case of Schindler's dick from that Adderall I took. I ended up fingerbanging her while she played with my windsock all night.

by Slippy Dickerson November 13, 2011

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Lilac Dick

1: When your girlfriend notices the smell and taste of lotion on your dick. A man's dick is never suppose to smell like lilacs

2: The medical terminology for when a man places his penis into the microwave and sets the time to "popcorn setting", which in turn blows up the tip of his penis so that it resembles the lilac

My girl noticed that I had the Lilac Dick. I told her I only thought about her when I jerked it though

by Weiner Stinkman September 23, 2011

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