Dick Dust

Dick Dust (verb): The human male act of brushing said male's penis along side some body part of human female in close proximity. Commonly done by middle school boys to girls in science class where both male and female students stand by each other in close quarters playing with beakers and Erlenmeyer flasks.

Not to be confused with the "womb broom" which is the same as the dick dust but where the male/female species role is reversed.

Susy: "Hey, what's that I feel on my backside? Oh, it's just Johnny trying to walk by innocently"

Johnny: "oh, excuse me"

Anthony: "Girl, you just got dick dusted!"

Dick Dust by boonster May 18, 2009

dick pencil 

having a pencil dick is similar to drawing a picture that came about from you falling through a skylight and landing on a table which has a penicil standing up and landing on it and the pencil goes up your japs eye. When the pencil protrudes through your purple headed warrior you know that your pencil dick is HB quality.

"Oh, that's a bit of a DICK PENCIL"
"That guy is a dick pencil"
"If I was writing your name, I'd use my dick pencil"
"Can you write your number on my tit with your dick pencil?"
"Anybody got a spare dick pencil?"
"All schools should supply dick pencil quality HB"

dick pencil by Dick Sargood April 12, 2008

dick bisquit 

When having anal sex you come out with a surprise on your wang.

Looks like you got a dick bisquit hanging. yo

dick bisquit by jjjdiddy August 6, 2009

Dick Wedgie

When a piece of clothing is sucked into the urethra of your penis, similar to the way it is stuck up your asshole in a regular wedgie.

Dude last night I got a Terrible Dick Wedgie with my boxers, it hurt like a bitch.

Dick Wedgie by 40k November 27, 2010

Dick Hole 

A dick hole is the smallest unit of measurement to the naked eye.

"yeah guy, cut like 5 dick holes wide and four dick holes high"

Dick Hole by Steven178787 May 26, 2012

Dick Hammer 

1 n: A penis used as a hammer, almost explicitly referencing sexual intercourse
2 n: A penis shaped like a hammer
3 v: Term used to describe causing harm to someone or some thing.

1- 'Oh. My. God. Last night was great, he has a dick hammer.'

2- 'Let's dick hammer this jerk.'

Dick Hammer by God October 28, 2004

Dick, Shit Tampon 

When your girl is on her period you can use the "Dick Shit Tampon" as an alternative to costly pads and stuff. Make sure you have a lot of fiber in your diet because firm shits work best. First, you fuck her for a little bit to get her pussy opened up and the juices flowing (if your dick is smaller than your shit you may choose to use a dildo to begin the lubrication and widening process). You can then cum in her for good measure (optional, but highly recommended). After this, you proceed to line up your asshole with her gaping cunt and slowly ease in your "Shit Tampon". This will save you the outrageous cost of stupid feminine products and the embarrassment of walking through the store with them. If you are eating regularly, you can replace the tampons often which is good for hygiene. It is recommended that you change the tampon daily, or every other day if she's being a bitch about it.

Your Lady: "Honey, will you go to the store and get me some tampons?"

You: "Come on, bitch, I'm not going to the store. Relax and I'll give you a 'Dick, Shit Tampon'."

Your Lady: "Great idea! You know, 'Dick, Shit Tampons' are more absorbent than other leading brand tampons."

Dick, Shit Tampon by Chommer Commanche April 5, 2009