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Trump

A type of bowel movement, that when flushed, precedes to run alongside the inner walls of a toilet leaving an embarrassingly gross stain throughout it's demise.
I just took a wicked trump, and now I to need the toilet brush and bleach.
by Fross09 September 16, 2021
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Schrodinger's Trump

A sentiment that asserts that Donald Trump is both an evil genius that wants to take over the world, and a demented confused old man depending on whichever narrative the Left decides is more convenient in the moment.
Leftoid: "Trump is sending troops to Portland! I knew it, he's a dictator that wants to take over America!"
Also Leftoid: "*Sees Elon Musk next to DJT.* Come on guys, it's obvious Trump is just a puppet for Musk, just look how confused he looks!"
Onlookers: "Oh wow, Schrodinger's Trump gone wild."
by Opa Opa September 30, 2025
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trump stew

a delicious medley of feces marinating in urine in the toilet bowl with a garnish of toilet paper
The whole family contributed their feces and urine to the trump stew currently residing in the powder room toilet.
by sexpissdull February 2, 2025
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You done trumped up

A sub-definition of you done fucked up

When making a drunken statement like "I'll run for president!" and your drinking buddies initially support you because you promise them stupid things like: "Then Rex, you'd be my Secretary of State"

In the odd case your initial statement becomes reality and you have an unwanted presidency waiting for you then YOU DONE TRUMPED UP.
Guy 1: "I promised my girlfriend that the next time I was hungover on a Tuesday, I'd do the dishes for a week"
Guy 2: "Well tonight is Monday so I guess you done trumped up"
by UT+Per7 January 8, 2017
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Trump

To shit .. and you can Use it as a Noun
Dude 1 :- Bro where is The Bathroom I Got to Trump right now before i burst

Dude 2 :- Go straight then turn left the second door is the bathroom
by MTM19 September 26, 2017
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Trump-shit crazy

What you need to exhibit when you need to portray an image scarier than a rabid, urinating, maskless bat from Wuhan singing in the choir, an image to rival that of the shit arranged for your consideration , you need ONLY be "Trump-shit crazy", a SOLID 11 dialled up on the crazy knob.
If a husband "pokes the bear" to make a point to his jealous wife, he had better peg his dial at 11, "Trump-shit crazy" if he expects to even be noticed as being "upset".
by You rReal Name July 2, 2020
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trump's son

Trump's son, probably has a wig too. And is almost discriminated everyday because of his 73 year old orange dad.
Doctor: ONE MORE PUSH!
Mother: aaaAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
Doctor: I see the head! Grap the sucker!
Doctor 2: Ahhh its orange and has a wig, I think we got a, "Trump's son".

Doctor: What should we do?
Doctor 2: THROW IT OUT THE WINDOW!!!
by World War 50 November 11, 2020
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