Schrodinger's Trump

A sentiment that asserts that Donald Trump is both an evil genius that wants to take over the world, and a demented confused old man depending on whichever narrative the Left decides is more convenient in the moment.

Leftoid: "Trump is sending troops to Portland! I knew it, he's a dictator that wants to take over America!"
Also Leftoid: "*Sees Elon Musk next to DJT.* Come on guys, it's obvious Trump is just a puppet for Musk, just look how confused he looks!"
Onlookers: "Oh wow, Schrodinger's Trump gone wild."

by Opa Opa September 30, 2025

trump stew

a delicious medley of feces marinating in urine in the toilet bowl with a garnish of toilet paper

The whole family contributed their feces and urine to the trump stew currently residing in the powder room toilet.

by sexpissdull February 2, 2025

Trump

The ultimate sore loser.

Kevin lost the race by a good quarter mile, complaining as he crossed the finish line, he is such a trump

by tikikenny September 15, 2022

Trump-shit crazy

What you need to exhibit when you need to portray an image scarier than a rabid, urinating, maskless bat from Wuhan singing in the choir, an image to rival that of the shit arranged for your consideration , you need ONLY be "Trump-shit crazy", a SOLID 11 dialled up on the crazy knob.

If a husband "pokes the bear" to make a point to his jealous wife, he had better peg his dial at 11, "Trump-shit crazy" if he expects to even be noticed as being "upset".

by You rReal Name July 2, 2020

Trump-stalgia

The feeling in which a sense of nostalgia is felt, specifically for when Donald Trump was in office of the United States of America.

“Man, I really miss it when Trump was president. Everything was better.”
“Feeling some Trump-stalgia, are we?”
“What”

by The Fuckhead123 October 18, 2021

Trumped the shark

For example, a campaign might "Trump the shark" if it starts to lose popularity, its quality decreases, or its ratings drop. The phrase can also be used to describe when the candidate becomes restless, engages in rambling personal attacks instead of policy discussion, or ultimately reaches the limits of public interest.

Trump's presidential campaign has Trumped the shark.

by Transientalias August 15, 2024

Mini-Trump

Someone who doesn't do good for the people around them or under their power. They will usually spread lies about something major like COVID-19, believe in hoaxes and force laws upon others to get their way of things done, and is generally an asshole and an idiot blended together.

"Florida’s Republican governor Ron DeSantis is used to being told he’s doing it wrong."
Person 1: Damn, Florida must be fucked up.
Person 2: I know, right? He sounds like a mini-trump to me.

by Whatwasnixie August 11, 2021