by Suckerforluv May 31, 2022
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Jake: Melissa is my queen, she is the best! So is every other female.
Bob: Hey Paul, Jake is such a simp.
Paul: I know right.
Bob: Hey Paul, Jake is such a simp.
Paul: I know right.
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A spurious term manufactured by sociopaths to be tactically used for the purpose of devaluing and discrediting empathetic, compassionate, and/or devotional behavior, as well as to stave off any possible stirrings of conscience within their insect hearts and/or moral censure by others which an unbiased comparison to their own cold-blooded and self-serving behavior might cause.
Hideous Soul #1: "Bro... check out this dude going on and on about how much he cares about this bitch."
Hideous Soul #2: "Haha what a simp."
Hideous Soul #2: "Haha what a simp."
by m_ndthegap June 2, 2022
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Get the Simp mug.by Gebruikte slipjes NL June 8, 2022
Get the Simp mug.Stands for Small Impregnated Man Pussy. When you claim to be a man's man but instead you have a vagina.
Lionel used to be a man but one day he woke up to himself making a loud queef thus discoving he was a simp and was never the same again.
by The one that has no name June 9, 2022
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