Shit-stunned

Becoming disabled by the power of poop

Shit-stunned , I shit so hard and so nasty that you become disoriented

by Saecjo August 10, 2015

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snowball shits

The moment after having anal sex when a man ejaculates into ones asshole, the morning after shits are so white it appears to be snowballs from your ass.

Yo he came in my ass... I pooped so hard this morning... Oh my god so you had those snowball shits

by Chesbri August 19, 2015

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A dumbass private in AIT, that doesn't have enough god damn common sense to not fraternize during training and that says creepy shit to females like "why don't u come on over to the barracks and see;)", also may send out dumbass challenges to females like the "about me challenge on Facebook" or the "say anything to me challenge" takes half assed duck face pics on Snapchat and Facebook

Get into any/every Snapchat pic they can

And is annoying as fuck, also looks like a pedophile typically while in civilian life, and listens to middle school dance music like he's trying to pick up a 13 year old

+Gets into arguments with mother fuckers about whether they have fireguard or not 15 minutes into their shift
+Someone bashing at the door they just sit there and wait for sleeping roommates to open the door

Female-"seriously guy?"
Shit-Bear-"why don't u come over to the barracks and see;)"

Typical shitbear photo, half-assed duck face+pedo stash/goatee(looks similar to broke back mountain stash)+ fucked up hair

Private on previous shift-Hey wake up my main man you got fireguard
Shit-bear- no I don't

Other 2 privates- yea you do guy your shift started 15 minutes ago
Shit-bear- I'm up just get the fuck out of my room
Private on previous shift-Hey no shit-bear I'm not gonna get the fuck out of your room cause I should've been asleep 15 god damn minutes ago

by I-dont-fucking-know August 21, 2016

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Phantom Shit

A phantom is a shit that mystically appears in the vicinity of another person with no explanation as to who or how it was laid.

Example 1. While camping Rodney is woken by the sounds of birds chirping. He alights from his sleeping bag and unzips the tent fly. His nostrils are hit with the stench of a fresh turd and on looking down he observes a large Mr whippy shit. As he is camping with his friend Jerry he imagines it was him who laid "the phantom" but he has no proof.

Example 2. Sams neighbour's cat is using his front yard as a cat litter and depositing excrement on his property daily. One night Sam has finally had enough so he walks next door and does "a phantom" on the front door step. As he is a delivery driver at 5am on waking instead of pumping out a stomach cable on the porcelain throne he heads next door and phantoms next to the letterbox.

Some little fuck has done a "phantom shit" in my work boots that I left at the front door!

by It's the OG Phantom Shitter September 19, 2016

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