Shit-bear 

A dumbass private in AIT, that doesn't have enough god damn common sense to not fraternize during training and that says creepy shit to females like "why don't u come on over to the barracks and see;)", also may send out dumbass challenges to females like the "about me challenge on Facebook" or the "say anything to me challenge" takes half assed duck face pics on Snapchat and Facebook

Get into any/every Snapchat pic they can

And is annoying as fuck, also looks like a pedophile typically while in civilian life, and listens to middle school dance music like he's trying to pick up a 13 year old

+Gets into arguments with mother fuckers about whether they have fireguard or not 15 minutes into their shift
+Someone bashing at the door they just sit there and wait for sleeping roommates to open the door

Female-"seriously guy?"
Shit-Bear-"why don't u come over to the barracks and see;)"

Typical shitbear photo, half-assed duck face+pedo stash/goatee(looks similar to broke back mountain stash)+ fucked up hair

Private on previous shift-Hey wake up my main man you got fireguard
Shit-bear- no I don't

Other 2 privates- yea you do guy your shift started 15 minutes ago
Shit-bear- I'm up just get the fuck out of my room
Private on previous shift-Hey no shit-bear I'm not gonna get the fuck out of your room cause I should've been asleep 15 god damn minutes ago

Shit-bear by I-dont-fucking-know August 21, 2016

Shit-bear 

A dumbass private in AIT, that doesn't have enough god damn common sense to not fraternize during training and that says creepy shit to females like "why don't u come on over to the barracks and see;)", also may send out dumbass challenges to females like the "about me challenge on Facebook" or the "say anything to me challenge" takes half assed duck face pics on Snapchat and Facebook

Get into any/every Snapchat pic they can

And is annoying as fuck, also looks like a pedophile typically while in civilian life, and listens to middle school dance music like he's trying to pick up a 13 year old

+Gets into arguments with mother fuckers about whether they have fireguard or not 15 minutes into their shift
+Someone bashing at the door they just sit there and wait for sleeping roommates to open the door

Female-"seriously guy?"
Shit-Bear-"why don't u come over to the barracks and see;)"

Typical shitbear photo, half-assed duck face+pedo stash/goatee(looks similar to broke back mountain stash)+ fucked up hair

Private on previous shift-Hey wake up my main man you got fireguard
Shit-bear- no I don't

Other 2 privates- yea you do guy your shift started 15 minutes ago
Shit-bear- I'm up just get the fuck out of my room
Private on previous shift-Hey no shit-bear I'm not gonna get the fuck out of your room cause I should've been asleep 15 god damn minutes ago

Shit-bear by I-dont-fucking-know August 21, 2016

shit bear 

A real friend that talks a lot of shit but comforts you and gives you nice, warm bear hugs when you need them.

Jay: im so sad right now
Dre: awww thats okay, shit bear will give you a hug

shit bear by tthhee ttrruutthh June 29, 2017

Vindaloo Shit Bear 

When, after a rather hot curry, you pull open the stitching on a small child's bear (Between ages 2 and 6) and lay a hot steaming shit in place of the fluff!

To little Billy's horror, someone had left him a vindaloo shit bear in his room!

Vindaloo Shit Bear by awww yea September 4, 2007

bear shit in the woods 

A phrase used in response to a question, where the answer is an obvious yes.

Q:You wanna go out drinking tonight?
A: Does a bear shit in the woods?

bear shit in the woods by PTM May 27, 2006

Does a bear shit in the woods? 

Phrase employed to sarcastically imply that the answer to the question being posed is indubitably 'yes'.

See Do one legged ducks swim in circles?

Q: "Joan, does my crossdressing mean that our marriage is over?"
A: "Does a bear shit in the woods?"

Does a bear shit in the woods? by redgyul September 23, 2004

Where the bear shit in the buckwheat 

To tell someone where the bear shit in the buckwheat means to explain something to them that they are very likely to know already, especially because it is self-evident.

«I'm not that stupid that I actually need somebody to tell me where the bear shit in the buckwheat: I can see for myself who the bad guy in the film is. Ta!»

Where the bear shit in the buckwheat by The_big_Vingtetunieme June 25, 2009