1. (n) a mythical bearlike creature, akin to the easter bunny, that defecates in your yard.
2. (n) any person or animal who bears (no pun intended) similar qualities to the shitbear, namely laziness or unreliability.
2. (n) any person or animal who bears (no pun intended) similar qualities to the shitbear, namely laziness or unreliability.
1. "Dad, there's a shitbear in the yard!!!"
2. "Have you seen Landers?"
"No, him and Amber are being shitbears and sitting on the couch all day."
2. "Have you seen Landers?"
"No, him and Amber are being shitbears and sitting on the couch all day."
by EffinWheeler September 24, 2011
It defies definition.
That's all fine and good, but it stands that Shat Man is a shitbear. Shat Man is a shitbear, look at that poetry.
by paradox42 December 23, 2009