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cheddar jack

When you jerk off after eating Cheetos, and still haven't cleaned the Cheeto dust off first.
I cheddar jacked last night because I was too lazy to clean my fingers after eating Cheetos.
cheddar jack by DeadTaco1 March 16, 2016

radical jack 

The act of inserting contraband into your rectum for the purpose of smuggling.
"Those security guards look intense, I'm gonna have to radical jack this beer if I want to bring it in."
radical jack by Cunningnimbus September 5, 2016

Handsome Jack 

The villain of Borderlands 2
Also the most handsome of all
And the funniest of all
Handsome Jack: Hey! How -- ah these pretzels suck...
Players 1-4: Hashuahshahehaheh
Handsome Jack by KALABUSH February 19, 2017

Fart-Jack 

The act of being lazy, or not doing what one is supposed to be doing, such as at a job.
"Quit fart-jacking around Bill, if we don't get this work done we're going to be fired".
Fart-Jack by Jeano-Beano May 26, 2018

Pepper Jack 

A person who is the most funniest, charming, loving, cheerful and the most enthusiastic person you will ever meet in your entire life. Pepper Jack will always know how to cheer you up, He will always make time for you. Pepper Jack will always be the life of the party, even if that party is inside your heart. Trust is hard to build with Pepper Jack but once you have it... try not to break it, Pepper jack doesn’t put up with bullshit
I met Pepper jack at a party and I fell instantly in love.
Pepper Jack by Katie <3 September 3, 2020