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Jessie Spano syndrome

A woman who has a phobia of dating men shorter than her.
Josh: Did you get her number?
Chester: Nah man, I am only 5'8", she's got Jessie Spano syndrome.
by Evilevad December 24, 2014
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Noun,
/prīm disəˈlo͞oZHənmənt ˈsinˌdrōm/

When someone refuses in spite of obvious and irrefutable evidence that Priming does not positively effect the matchmaking time of online games.
Boy's, I think we need to talk, I'm really concerned about JZ. Last night we repeatedly entered games with extreme ease with the help of priming. I think he may be suffering from Prime Disillusionment Syndrome, he may need professional help.
by KRENDLE December 1, 2021
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Itchy Nose Syndrome

Intense condition of relentless nasal disturbance, not soothed with any amount of scratching. Occurs most frequently during a competitive session of Smash Bros. with friends ( or enemies ). There is some speculation that this particular syndrome can result from a lack of proper hydration, and there is also a theory that it is because you may just need to take a shower to clear up your pores. Either way, this detrimental condition which causes massive drops in performance, continual sequences of miss-timing aerial dodging, wave dashing, and shielding, is often ignored for far too long usually leading to a complete mental breakdown of sheer frustration in the victim.
person 1: "Wow I'm a God. I just three stocked you with K. Rule"
person 2: "It didn't count. I have itchy nose syndrome right now"
by Chewonarock March 31, 2019
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Broke bitch syndrome

When an individual shows off money that is not their
Look at him posting a picture of rental Lamborghini and saying it's his, he's got total broke bitch syndrome
by Paully S February 4, 2020
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Golden Turd Syndrome

A perverse and especially reprehensible psychological disorder involving a fictional process called turd alchemy, which leads to mere mortals believing they are actually gods due to their enormous wealth.
Elon Musk, a person with a combination of surprisingly substandard intelligence, impulsivity, enormous drive and dumb luck, is probably the most well-known poster person for Golden Turd Syndrome.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 22, 2022
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Soap Opera Syndrome

The tendency to see one's life as being in a continual state of crisis, caused by watching half-hour daytime TV shows that are not morality tales as in Aesop's Fables, but rather a never-ending series of unresolved crises.
"Alice's Soap Opera Syndrome caused her to have a tendency to seek conflict rather than resolution to her interpersonal problems."
by Mark_Trail December 28, 2016
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Toxic Nut Syndrome

Toxic Nut Syndrome or TNS for short is something that all men go through every day. It is when a man makes bad decisions based on the fact that he is horny and has not had sex. It creates multiple problems in men's lives starting with but not limited to calling crazy ex gf, booty calls, being a pervert\predator, doing illegal things in order to get sex and much much more. Basically anything that a man wouldn't normally do right after sex.

The cure to this is simple, when you feel the need to be someone other than yourself and do things outside of your comfort zone that you know you should not be doing or that you will regret right after cumming...go masterbate. Beat the meat, wank the Yank, Stroke it out, Milk the lizard, Clean your gun, Give yourself a dirty handshake, Make some custard, Play your trombone. Do whatever it takes to rid yourself of all those deviant thoughts prevailing in the dirty dark corner of your blood deprived mind. After squeezing one out you will feel refreshed and clear minded until your balls start to produce more excess toxic soldiers in which case you'll need to go at it again. Stay sane my friends and don't forget to use lotion.
Hey bro ever since we hired that new secretary I've had TNS for days.

Dude I'm going out on a date tonight! I'm so excited I just can't hide it... literally! O.o wow Kyle the Toxic Nut Syndrome strikes again huh? its alright my man I got some magazines in the bathroom go clear your mind my friend.
by Mr.Wolfe January 30, 2019
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