This is my kingdom cum

A meme that blew up when peoe found sussy white stuff in kid shows

(beast boy from teen titans Go squirts milk at the judges of the talent show but male cows don't have milk) This is my kingdom cum

This is my kingdom cum by The real press November 2, 2021

laser-cum 

As the guy ejeaculates he grips his penis head tight making the whole smaller so the pressure shoots a tight rope of semen a long distance

Man I was so horny last night I cranked that laser-cum all over her face...and that was while I was on my knees!

laser-cum by Sammy Nutt July 4, 2010

regurgitated cum bubble 

this is used to describe what comes out of a womans stomach after she has swallowed a load of your man chowder and cannot keep it down, so she regurgitates it in the form of a bubble.

dude you are such a regurgitated cum bubble

regurgitated cum bubble by the nudist midget February 18, 2004

horse cum 

Sticky milky residue that can drip, but has been known to violently erupt from a stallion's veiny throbbing cock. It is also word/phrase that can be used to emphasize a particular feeling or emotion. Anger, frustration, or witty humor can all be elaborated with the term horse cum.

Nadsack: "I DIDN'T LEARN ANYTHING IN PHYSICS! IT'S FUCKING HORSE CUM!"
or... "THIS IS A LOAD A HORSE CUM!"
or... "I'D RATHER GARGLE HORSE CUM!"
or... " I love horse cum."

horse cum by cockjuggling thundercunt March 23, 2009

vicious cum slut

a female who suffers violent outburts resulting from lack of semen injected into oral,vaginal or anal crevas.

That vicious cum slut stabbed me in the balls.

vicious cum slut by coy yang September 9, 2006

Sad Cum 

When you masturbate to some shitty porn so when you ejaculate your cum leaks out, instead of shooting out, as if your penis is crying at how bad your taste is.

I watched some pretty bad porn today and had a sad cum, man I wish it would shoot out like it used to.

Sad Cum by Spaz69 October 22, 2014

coffee cum 

The sticky residue left from coffee which has ejaculated out of the small sipping hole of the coffee cup's lid. It lands upon the car's cup holders or within the cup holder's crevices

Coffee cum can be seen when you look within the cup holders of your car you notice brown sticky stains from where a travel coffee cup was placed

coffee cum by kvixen October 3, 2011