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I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends 

It’s always one of them gotta be ugly

That weird guy that sits in a car and ppl think his eyes look like 🥘👄🥘
U think it’s a regular tiktok but u can’t escape him
Friend 1: I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends
Friend 2 : it’s always one of them gotta be ugly

Friend 3: I can’t escape it
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Drunk Friends 

A person with whom you appear to be great friends with while drunk, but the next day you don't even acknowledge that you know each other.
I went into the night not knowing anyone, but when I left I was drunk friends with half the people there. I gave most of them hugs when I left.

It was pretty awkward at school today. I was drunk friends with Jack last night, but I didn't even say hi to him at school.
Drunk Friends by irishrugby77 January 18, 2011

Friendship Lagoon 

A lingering, often irreversible situation in a budding relationship in which an eligible partner's attempts at seeking a mate are rebuffed or denied because of his or her failure to make it past friendship.
Dick - "Hey so whats up with you and Kate, are you screwing or what?"

Sam - "I was too slow to ask her out, and now we are stuck in friendship lagoon."

friendship valium 

That warm, fuzzy, relaxed feeling you get when you spend time with a good friend you haven't seen in a very long time.
I was on friendship valium when I saw Sara at the wedding.
friendship valium by smileyy December 21, 2012

Friends of Mara

Friends of Mara is referring to any love couple that is part of the LGBTQ+ community.
Look at those two, they are definitely Friends of Mara!
Friends of Mara by FelixIsYoda August 9, 2020

electromagnetic friends

internet friends, and/or those who haven't met in real life but have conversed through telephone or chatted on net. since all those interactions have taken place through means that run on electromagnetic waves
A: so how come you know her? she lives so far away
B: no, actually we are just electromagnetic friends

Banger Friendly 

adjective

When a house (or similar) has all the required or desirable elements, qualities, or characteristics for a party.
"Will's house is hella banger friendly; he has a a jacuzzi, pool, and deck overlooking the city"
Banger Friendly by OstriMonk May 20, 2017