Poop Sommelier

An enthusiastic expert in the depth of aromas in human fecal matter. Often found outside restrooms, waiting for a waft of olfactory pleasure emanating from a porcelain bowl full of goodies. Some like rich full reds, others fine crisp whites. The poop sommelier seeks the browns and often greens of excrement.

That incessant imp was outside the bathroom again waiting for me as I was taking a shit. What is wrong with him?
Answer: Poop Sommelier

by Karl Hungus April 24, 2024

Poop

brown stuff that odell beckham jr uses as a coping mechanism for his injury

i am gonna poop on you if u dont shut up

by Phart Nugget December 30, 2020

Poop Tea

A phenomenon that occurs when feces is left unflushed in a toilet until it dissolves and turns the water an orange-ish shade of brown reminiscent of some herbal teas.

I forgot to flush my deuce this morning before I left for work and found Poop Tea in the water when I opened the lid again.

by Silas Schadenfreude February 20, 2017

poop

something that comes from your butt

i need to poop

by pooppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! April 19, 2018

Olly Poop

When a man poops, the poop falls out and hits the penis before hitting the water in the toilet.

Did you hear that jimmy had an Olly Poop earlier today in the porta pot.

by SnowWhite4190 April 17, 2024

poop

poop is shit

Hailey: Wow is that poop? what is poop?

Drug Dealer: It’s Shat!!

by Hailzie June 14, 2020

poop trail mix

trail mix with poop in it you fucking retard.

"I have a bag of poop trail mix try some"
"I am currently eating some poop trail mix"

by poop fart January 21, 2020