blue note

A fart

You hear that blue note from the booth behind us?

by eeeeev May 17, 2020

Crystal Gayle already has blue eyes

I wonder if they were originally brown? Perhaps not --- according to her biography, she and Hubby have been married for many years and get along quite well, so presumably she's never had much occasion to have her significant other cause her to "cry her brown eyes blue".

I could never quite understand how the song "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue" made much sense, since Crystal Gayle already has blue eyes.

by QuacksO May 23, 2020

blue cheese

Made up disease that appears to make your dick and/or pussy moldy with a hint of blue

Damn Alan you need to get checked out I think you have blue cheese.

by ButchTheBitch July 19, 2020

Blue Whale

A creepy weird guy who makes innocent people do a challenge that leads them into committing suicide. Over social media. His profile looks like s creepy version of goofy.

Blue Whale is a bad challenge you should never do it.

by MooKa UwU July 20, 2020

Blue lie

When you lie just to get to have sex, as to avoid blue balls.

He told me a blue lie so we did the squelchy, but then he never gave me that modelling job after all.

by ticklah July 23, 2020

blue wafflectomy

procedure to remove neglected diseased snatch

The Dr. entered the room to perform the blue wafflectomy.

by bombarded July 25, 2020

Blue Balls

Blue Balls are folk dancing events for the upper class where the color scheme is primarily blue. The dress code for these exclusive events is all blue (ex. Blue Ball Gowns, or blue suits) and those who do not abide by these rules are not allowed entry. An example of a Blue Ball in pop culture would be the ball in Cinderella. It is recommended that you look up pictures of Blue Balls to truly understand them in all of their blue glory.

"Dorian, are you going to the Blue Ball?"

"Disney loves putting Blue Balls in their princess movies"

by The Gown Maker August 2, 2020