Reebok earrings

When a man puts a woman's feet on his shoulders during missionary sex, simulating a pair of earrings

Guy one: Hey man! I saw you at the party with Amy last night, get lucky?
Guy two: Oh yeah, I gave her the ol' Reebok earrings

by B1g8008LesbianL0ver69 November 12, 2025

Tortilla ears

When your ears are not stiff and not as floppy as an elephants ears.

Brad: Yo cuh your ears are flopping like a dam bird with this crazy wind.

Cuh: My Mexican American grandmother called them tortilla ears and would punish me cause of them.

Brad: how so??

Cuh: she would pour al pastor meat on them and make her dog lick them off my ears in front of the retirement home crew .

Brad: that's wild.

Cuh: word.

by Old man mechanic ass December 4, 2025

Big Earn

The king/warlord of xbox live gaming.

Big Earn Connected

by BigEarnXBL December 19, 2025

Flat earth theory

Pull down map of the world.

Ask random people how many neighboring countries Canada has.

Number will depend on flat earth theory. Check answers on globe.

Flat earth theory.

by Modern Women December 30, 2025

Waxing the earhole

Giving your significant other some sexual healing

Sorry im late for the meeting, me and Brenda were up all night waxing the earhole.

by Ian Schultz September 22, 2007

snacktime comes early today boys

something you say right before you and some buddies are about to hunt some dragons or kill a large group of zombies

Jake: Oh shit...we're done for.

Sabre Jackson: Snacktime comes early today boys.

Jake: Okay...let's do this.

by echo 9 May 15, 2007

beer mug ears

A woman that has big ears that you can hold on to while getting a blow job.

I had that bitch by her beer mug ears while she sucked my cock.

by AJ19692002 December 28, 2007