John

The subaru wrx was more expensive than the john impreza
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A methhead who loves his pipe , most likely gets titty fucked
I am john , I love my meth and I like getting titty fucked .
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John Is the best boyfriend ever. He knows how to make a girl happy and is extremely sweet. He makes sure you’re always happy and cheers you up when you’re not. He’s always there for you, through thick and thin. He’ll never leave you because he loves you so much. He’s one of the sweetest boys you’ll ever date.
Boy; Hey she’s pretty

Friend; dude she’s dating a John you have no chance

Boy; Aw nuts
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John is so sexy has a huge ass cock. All the girls and hoes want him he is tall, has brown/green eyes, dark brown hair. He is so sexy all the girls sleep with him and suck his dick. He is also strong, hairy, and athletic.
John has a HUGE ass dick.
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He is honestly the giga chad. Men want to be him and woman want to be with him. A John is ussually very athletic and intelligent even though he doesn't show it.
John makes lesbians turn into straights
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He is so damn sexy with a huge ass cock. He is tall, has dark brown hair, brown/green eyes. All the girls want him.
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Mama the dama he probs would touch your pene for free but don’t quote me on it
John the pene licker
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