Like jaws on a group of swimming kindergartners

When you're all over something. Similar to 'Like white on rice' or 'Does the pope have a balcony'

Mike was doing a great work and nothing ever slipped. He's "Like jaws on a group of swimming kindergartners".

by Gazcap October 30, 2022

make you behave like an animal

There are two things this could mean, one; you want them (your partner or really close friend) to behave like an animal, or two; it's a part of a song, called 'animal' by Sir Chloe. (imo it's really good,,)

Person 1: make you behave like an animal
Person 2: do it no balls

OR

Person 1: make me behave like an animal!
Person 2: I'm asking nicely, give me what I want!

Person 1: I'm asking politely, give me what I want!!
(They continue to sing the full song together)

by Roi_ May 25, 2023

would like to know your location

A term asked by Google and other websites, asking if you would give them your location so they can sell it and get money.

“Google would like to know your location.”
“Hell naw!”

by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021

flipping like a pan-fried trout

insomnia

I jerked off three times, took a valium and I was still flipping like a pan-fried trout all night.

by Stephanie June 5, 2003

Goes like a barn door in a storm

Is sexually very energetic and enjoys sex + + +. Think of a barn door banging away in a storm and you will get the picture. Used in reference to the female sex ie

How is Debs in bed?
She goes like a barn door in a storm ;)))
You lucky bugger!

by minerva1961 February 28, 2011

pulled her on like a fishermans sock

A sexual act of love making

This slapper had a mean pair of tits and a cracking arse so fed her a couple of Bacardi breezers took her back to mine and pulled her on like a fishermans sock

by DJTL January 10, 2007

Confess You Like Someone Day

april 10 is confess you like someone day!

person 1: hey did you know it's confess you like someone day?
person 2: really?
person 1: yea!

by what’s it to u March 10, 2020