Shelf Kids 

The dedicated fans of Cobra Starship, who sit on their "shelf" and watch the Cobras make music on the Cobrahcam for countless hours. The chat is very amusing, and no one likes spammers. Shelf kids take pride for their stalking abilities. Shelf kids also take part in Cobra activities like, Taco Tuesday, let's get Gabe drunk, and WoW.

Also. Shelf kids do it better!

Gabe-Do you want to go back to your shelf?!
Shelf Kids-AT LEAST ANGLE THE CAMERA BETTER.

Shelf Kids by Shelfkid January 21, 2009

kiddy tickler 

kiddy tickler is what you call your bro when you find out he's dating underage girls

buddy walks in the room; "heyyyy, its the "kiddy tickler" so how was your date? chucky cheese makes a hell of a pizza dont they? so was there any "fluff on the muff" bro?bahaahhaah fucking kiddy tickler

kiddy tickler by Kyle Prosko March 21, 2007

owl kids

group of young misfit high school students who hang out in the tech hall.

They are deep, caring, interesting, odd, hilarious, accepting, loving, and always have each others back. We all don't always get along, and we don't see things the same way.

But by the end of the day we need each other.

They are the colour, light, and darkness of the school. they don't listen to the music most do. They like to rock out, as well as like other forms of music. They don't care for preps, as they don't care for us.

They make you stop and stare at there dark "alternative" clothing.

We all want to belong to something, the owl kids are doing just that, belonging to a compassionate, loyal group of friends.

life it hard as it is, we really don't need people judging us just because were different.

hater prep: look at them siting there laughing haveing a good time. i though all emos do is sit around being all you know, like emo.

other hater prep: stupid owl kids

owl kids by StarcoreD November 7, 2010

swallow his kids 

When you swallow his cum

bro she swallow his kids

swallow his kids by Omg totally January 3, 2017

kill kids 

doing really well at something

"Lebron James is gonna kill kids tonight"

kill kids by spazattack2010 February 15, 2009

Kids 

God's punishment for having sex

Suzie: we've been dating for a long time and I need to tell you something
Johnny: Please dont breakup up with me
Suzie: It's not that, geez...I'M PREGNANT, we'll have kids together!
Johnny:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Johnny's screams could be heard from Australia

Kids by blahblahblaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah December 30, 2010

kidbberish

The slurred, mixed up and incomprehensible speech from a child which only their parents, close relatives and other parents can understand and think is adorable.

lil Emily: Kree-yer, wigo da orange an tock da neemos?

lil Nick: TOCK DA NEEMOS!! TOCK DA NEEMOS!!
(child falls to the floor and begins spinning)

Critter: Uh...I think I need a kidbberish translation here.

teh Mom: They want you to take them to the ocean so they can talk to the fish....isn't that just soooo cute?!? They call the fish 'neemos' like Finding Nemo!! *proud glow*

kidbberish by lcritterl February 25, 2008