Shaved Cat 

shaved cats are the lamest things ever. they are those wannabe skaters that are between the ages of 8 and 16. they usually have shaved heads and are short but not always. they always act really cocky even though they're losers/posers
Its often used as an insult when someone is being lame and too normal

*guys with buzz cuts on skateboards skate by*
Sophie: Oh god, its the shaved cats. I hope they choke on their hairballs

Joon: "He has a flathead. Therefore I hate him"
Julian: "ok?"
Joon: "Go die you shaved cat"

Bryan: "I'm so much cooler than you fat Asians"
Samantha: "No one likes you you're just some lame shaved cat"

Cole: "Psh I'm so much cooler than you, Joon"
Jeremy: "Go fuck yourself you shaved cat"

Shaved Cat by A pocketfull of amazingness February 21, 2009

jennifer cat. 

a fat bitch with no life, smells like hot dogs, and is a noob at smoking bud.

What is that thing? said Guy.
What thing? said Dude.
Oh its jennifer cat. replied Guy.

jennifer cat. by Reckless420 May 21, 2016

Manta Cat 

An obscure facial expression where the lips move in opposite directions and the head is cocked to one side. Most often made by Manta.

Show us the Manta Cat!

Manta Cat by nueb October 25, 2004

Sunday Cat  

A lazy carefree person in a peaceful mind frame.

Can also be used as a verb.

Joe: Hey whats up?

Sam: Sunday catting it

Joe: You always were a Sunday Cat.

Thats the way a Sunday Cat rolls.

Sunday Cat by Andrew Johnson324523542 July 21, 2008

Seal Cat 

A big lard of shit,having a throat beard of pubic hair also cheating at life

Hey Corey did you see that Seal Cat take my money?!

Seal Cat by killa1991 January 21, 2008

porch cat 

Much like a porch monkey, labeling/insulting chiggers instead of niggers.

"Look at that porch cat, eating rice, reppin' the NY hat thinking he's tough shit"

porch cat by WilkieWeagle October 27, 2008

Cocoa Cat 

1. Is a Black American Woman or African American Woman acknowledging the brown woman and might use cocoa butter lotion. Might cook steak w/ a little coke and lemon, doesn't mind putting a little cocoa where it can go, brown and Tom Cats.
2. Black women world wide acknowledging the group.
Also White women who think that there may be a distant african ancester in their lineage no matter what the percentage.

3. Cocoa Cat(s), Cocoa Queen(s), Cocoa Kitten(s), Cocoa Kitty(s)

"Cocoa Cat, How's your day?"

Cocoa Cat by EyeKnow March 24, 2009