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Trump Tower

The act of laying on your back and having a prostitute defecate in your mouth while you try to stack the turds as high as possible without using your tiny hands. Popular with American businessmen and Russian prostitutes.
I treated myself to a Trump Tower last night and now whenever I open my mouth shit comes out.
by Ivanka Humpalot January 17, 2017
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Trump

The sticky residue, typically on a cell phone and keyboard, consisting of cheeto dust and semen.
"Ugh, there's Trump all over his keyboard."
by crazycalm January 21, 2021
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Trump

Verb: Grabbing a woman by her genitalia without her permission.
God I'd love to trump her, but then I'd have to register as a sex offender.
by One_Funny_Teacher June 4, 2023
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Donald Trump

Donald Trump is orange as the sun
by Hillary Clinton 6969 July 22, 2024
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Donald Trump Facial

The act of ejaculating onto someone's right ear, similar to the attempted assassination of Donald Trump with Thomas Matthew Crooks shooting his right ear.
Instead of cumming on my girlfriend's tits like I usually do every Saturday night, this time I decided to spice things up and give her a Donald Trump Facial.
by Czech Hunter 1984 July 22, 2024
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Trump The Terrible

Well because he is.....
Him: There he goes again, acting like a spoiled little dimwitted Child.. Her: Well, its just Trump The Terrible doing his thing. Coined by Tankhead78
by Tankred May 13, 2019
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Trump or monkey

A game played on the David Letterman Show where an audience member would be shown a picture of either Donald Trump or a monkey with the face covered and just the hair on top of the head exposed. The player had to guess, based solely on the hair, if it was a picture of Donald Trump or of a monkey.

This was during the time when Donald Trump was on “The Apprentice”.
Know your cuts of meat and Trump or monkey were my favorite games on the David Letterman Show.
by W.R.Slade February 16, 2024
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