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tomato sex

Having sex with a girl or guy who has extremely red hair. Too red by normal standards.
I had tomato sex with some random girl the other night.
I know I could spot her from a mile away.
by cklbmc February 26, 2011
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Sex Story

I opened the door to my bedroom to find my girlfriend in my bed. She had a naughty smirk on her face. All she was wearing was a tight leather mini skirt and a sexy, lacy bra. I walked over to the bed and started giggling. When my phone rung. I answered it and it was allie, a freaky type of girl. She was on speaker and my girl was giving me a look. I asked her if she wanted to come over. She knew what I meant. She got there in no less then 5 minutes.

She ran right into my house with nothing but the shortest shorts that you ever did see and pasties. My girlfriend motions her to open a bag that was near my girlfriends feet. She dumped it out and grabbed a pink vibrater. Me and my girl started kissing while allie started pulling down her shorts to reveal no panties. She shoved the vibrater up on the highest setting. My girlfriend mentioned that we include allie. I started making out with allie while my girl slowly pulls down my red boxer shorts and her red lacy panties. I noticed they both wanted me so I laud down and allie was working on french kissing me as I rip off her pasties. My girl is rubbing my 10 inch penis. They then swith to kissing eachother and i sit back up and grab my bottle of lube and shove my cock up her ass and she cums instantly. And then I turn over to allie and do the same. They take turns fucking me and ass fucking me. This goes on for hours until we get tired and watch porn for the rest of the night.
Man, that threesome was the best, I even wrote a sex story about it!
by Sosoririr January 29, 2019
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sex story

A story to make people horny so you can wank off
It was a nice summer morning, I was bored watching tv when the phone rang. opop"Hello? I said, "Hey, what's up" answered Chloe. My heart sank, I was confused since she was the beautifal popular girl everyone wanted. " nothing, just chillin" I said trying to be cool, turnin into an idiiot. "My parents are outa town, and I'm here in this house all alone, wanna hang out?" "YES" I answered immediatly, not even thinking how awkward it was. I was the idiot, classclown everyone either hated or loved, mainly hated. So I jumped on my bike after showering myself with cologne, as I was riding I realized she sounded a little shy and seductive like, but it only raised my testosterone, peddaling faster. When I got to the house she was sitting on her steps looking quiet and almost lusting me to arrive. When she saw me her face lit up like the fourth of July, I dropped my bike and jogged to the porch, she slipped her hands to my waist and raised them to my chest, "You look nice, and you feel great!." Um, what the hell? I thought, she is acting weird. She invited me inside and we sat on the couch for a while and watched tv messing around. Then after a while she layed her head on my chest and stared at me and I looked back. She moved closer, then started to kiss me, I returned the kiss, not sure what was happening, I was in the ninth grade for god sakes, I didn't think a junior would be interested in me. The rest of this sex story is rated R.
by Not Perfect January 6, 2014
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fag sex

anal sex betwixed two men who are naked
those dudes had fag sex
by Bharat C. January 7, 2007
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sex-stoned

The psychological and physiological state resulting from a long lovemaking session, often seen in women after multiple orgasms or a strenuous sexual workout.

The physical signs: drooping eyelids, slurred speech, silly grin, sexual flush around the neck and upper chest region, sweaty skin, exhaustion, beet-red thighs and buttocks, overworked sexual organs.

The phrase is derived from the common slang "stoned" for being under the influence of marijuana.
I am so sex-stoned, I'm gonna sleep like a baby!

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Look at the sex-stone on you! You were insatiable! Wanna do it again?

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I've got the munchies, I'm so sex-stoned!
by chris July 16, 2008
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birthday sex

its when you get some sucky or some fucky for your birthday, with no relationship needed
he got her poosy for his birthday, and theyre just friends
by jhjsahdsa October 23, 2004
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Sex Idol

Someone whose sex life others worship and wish they had.
Oh man did you hear that Bob had sex for three hours straight last night? That guy is my sex idol.
by divide&conquer11 August 5, 2012
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