McLend me a Hand

When your Irish buddy and you go to the park after dark after hitting puberty to jerk off and you end up behind the same bush by accident. He then asks you for assistance with his stiffy.

Oh man, we just ended up behind this same bush with boners. Could you McLend me a hand?

by Scotty Nice January 14, 2021

Hand talk

To start a fight or beat someone up as soon as you see them

When I see you it’s straight hand talk on sight.

by Clairebear10 November 20, 2019

Feen Hand Syndrome

Feen Hand Syndrome is a condition that describes nicotine feens, and how they hold their nic sticks in their hand in a certain way in pictures and videos. How they hold it in their palm and grasp their fingers around it.

Guy 1: man check this bitches post out

Guy 2: why she holdin the nic stick like that?

Guy 1: she got that Feen Hand Syndrome

by YeetYeetMcYeet October 21, 2022

Claws for Hands!

1) A term to designate a special something that somebody has, especially in a romantic context. When it is used possessively, it indicates a wonderful, but nonspecific, quality. Usually capitalized.

2) As an interjection to end a conversation about the ideal type of person you would be interested in. Similar to invoking hitler to end an argument.

1) I want to find a guy who's smart, funny, and has CLAWS FOR HANDS!!!

2) "I want somebody who has..."
"CLAWS FOR HANDS!!!"

by Sassy Smike July 28, 2008

farm handed

To shit in your hand and hit someone with it in the face

Poop dick on farm handed

by fhejgjd February 9, 2015

Panic Hands

The movement performed by a nude male on chatroulette when he realizes you aren't a female and you haven't hit Next fast enough.

"Yo, Tony. This shit is hilarious. Asian dudes have the fastest panic hands."

by TheBestDayEverSpongebobReferen February 14, 2012

hands-free pullback

When an uncircumcised dude pulls his foreskin back using nothing but the force.

"The hands-free pullback is my signature"

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp August 13, 2022