scoffed by the hand

To be forced to recognize a physical disability when it does not make any difference to you.
"the way she drops the hand on the table across from where you're sitting and stares at you to see your reaction makes me feel like i am being 'scoffed by the hand'"
by pie r squared September 25, 2022
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Diaper hand

When changing a poopy diaper and you get some on your hand. Can happen concurrently with diaper foot.
Uh-oh, looks like daddy got diaper hand!
by Oug777 February 03, 2019
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Kenabeek Hand Grenade

when one fisherman jerks another fisherman off into his own ass hole
Sharteen made Cuckberry give him an Kenabeek Hand Grenade last night
by OneSleevedBandit December 24, 2024
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hands under the table

when you are jacking off in class behind the cute girls
dude, I had my hands under the table yesterday
by your_worst_nightmares June 13, 2019
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hand drag

The act of reaching one mans hand through another man’s legs from behind and starting at the tip of the shaft and working your way back to the gooch and ending at the anus.
Last weekend at the Green Door Ole Tom gave Maurice “Mo Bitch$” a clean hand drag that he rated a 10/10
by Cookie Monster SB May 23, 2019
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Hands up

means your the hottest person on this planet and very self confident
by isballz11 April 17, 2022
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Hands pants

When you catch someone with there hand in there pants, not pockets like in the pants like between pants and undies.
“Omg look it’s hands pants

Shut up hands pants”
by Crustytoast July 29, 2019
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