you don't even know me

The default response used by someone who is confronted with a truth about themselves that they would rather not face.

This phrase is commonly used by addicts, those with low self esteem and just about anyone else whose biggest fear is that someone else will notice their problem and offer to help.

Using this phrase successfully pushes away anyone wanting to help, and the user ironically ensures that indeed, nobody will ever know them.

In another ironic twist, if someone you know well says this phrase to you, then it means either:

1) they've been lying to you about who they really are (in which case it's their own fault that you don't know them), or

2) they have suddenly and fundamentally changed in the few seconds prior to telling you that you don't know them (in which case they also don't know themselves).

However, the case is usually that they're unobservant, self-absorbed, don't like that you were so easily able to identify their issues and resent the fact that they are unable to pay attention to anything long enough to 'know' it. They assume that everyone else is like this too, which is why they seem so shocked when uttering this phrase.
"I think you've been ignoring your family and you should spend more time with them."
"You don't even know me!"

"I think your drinking is negatively affecting your performance at work."
"You don't even know me!"

"I think you should take a shower because you stink."
"You don't even know me!"
by Jerk Nowitzki April 10, 2008
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You don't even know, right?

An ignorant question made into a statement by people from south of Texas who don't speak very good English.
"You don't even know if you're hiring, right?", "You don't even know, right?"
by Cherry Odelay June 10, 2009
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You just wouldn't know

It's something a girl says to a guy to make him shut up.

To explain to a guy that it's something a girl does
guy:I don't get why girls are like that.
girl:you just wouldn't know

guy:You spent $100 on cds!
girl: you just wouldn't know
by Falloutgirrrl January 10, 2010
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When someone be dissin' you n' sh*t you say dis sh*t and it helpz. forealz.
n*gga bout to get swung on for actin' a foo'!1~
you ain't know me like dat ho!
oh i see.
by P4UL TSUN4Mi September 17, 2007
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What you say to dum people that are getting in your bizness or messing with stuff they dont need to be messin with.
(thinking they know somthing when they dont )
Bill: LMAO I bet she dumped you cus u were a cheap ass!
Nick: Man Dont be dipping in the koolaid when you dont know the flavor.
by sheirdog December 11, 2008
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Here's what you need to know

This is one of the Legacy media's current buzz phrases circa 2022. It is usually part of the headline of a news story. It is meant to grab your attention with its imperative "YOU NEED TO KNOW". It is unclear what will happen if you don't know about the subject in question, however, the phrase compels the reader explore further.
Thinking about going outside today? Here's what you need to know.
by Dr. Zauis November 25, 2022
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