Wonky Wonkster

A teacher who is so passionate about their subject, they can't stop wonking out! These instructors are generally the cheeriest, and are proud to be teaching their area of expertise despite lack of funding from the district and tedious hours of unpaid grading-work.

My Maths teacher, Mrs. Wonky Wonkster, is the best in all of Goober School District! Yeah!

Student 1: I actually enjoyed class today, why do you think that is? I usually hate Engrish class.

Student 2: Its because of the teacher, yo! He's such a wonky wonkster! He loves his job and you can tell.

by bleh22 July 26, 2011

wonk'd

Wonk'd is a common phrase used on the political blog Wonkette.com to describe when the vagina of the female drawing at the top left of the page drops out.

Her vagina slowly dragged across my face meaning I was "wonk'd"

by BoredinDC June 16, 2007

Wonky Coffee

A term used to describe a coffee which has alcohol added to it, such as an Irish coffee or other floater coffee.

That wonky coffee has made me feel a bit whoosy. or I think I'll have a wee wonky coffee before bed.

by Jimmy Graham September 24, 2010

Willy Wonka

When you shove a chocolate bar up a vagina, then slowly suck it out. Chewing...yummy.

Hey hunny, im hungry and horny! Lets do the willy wonka! Yum!

by WillyWonkaCocoaLover1 October 18, 2008

Big dillie wonka

The man with the masta plan.. if theres masterbation needing to be done, look no further than big dillie wonka!

I just big dillie wonka'd in my pants.

by Jeremy March 30, 2003

wonker

A particular type of male exterior genitalia, which has a circumference much larger in proportion than it is in length.

I saw a porn, and this dude's wonker looked like a 2-inch tall mason jar!

by jme May 24, 2003

wonk

When a heavy-set female (or one with large, natural breasts) is on her back, topless (mostly during sexual activity) and her tits "wonk" or droop to the sides; nipples facing in opposite directions. (left and right instead of straight up)

"Her tits are so huge and sloppy, whenever I'm on top of her fucking her, they wonk to the sides."

see: wonking, wonky.

by cep922 September 28, 2009