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Woke Twitter 

A collection of Twitter users with marginally Left-leaning views and opinions that deceptively seem to be widely shared with the broader public by virtue of the fact that such users are incredibly vocal and get many retweets.
John: I don't really agree with the administration on immigration, but I don't think we should have open borders.

Woke Twitter: You mean you hate brown people and want to separate infants from their parents and keep them in concentration camps?

John: No, Woke Twitter. That's not what I meant.

Woke Twitter: *retweets with clapping hands*
Woke Twitter by NOLAbLUE August 16, 2019

woke up with wood 

Woke up with an erection, as in the ZZ Top song "Woke Up With Wood."
I had a great dream last night. Woke up with wood too!

woke 'n' boke 

this is the past tense of wake and bake, where one proceeds to smoke right after waking up in the morning.
"Yea man we had Thanksgiving lunch so me and my sis woke 'n' boke!" - John Stamos
woke 'n' boke by zachman4589 November 26, 2009

woke up and chose violence 

When someone ABSOLUTELY flames someone else, someone basically saying you flamed him
this man woke up and chose violence

Woke-smoke 

The smoke screen created by woke people, consisting of uncredible facts designed to block your veiw of the truth.
A.O.C never does any real fact checking, shes just constantly spewing Woke-smoke.
Woke-smoke by Dedlish31 June 4, 2019

Woke and Boke 

Past tense to wake and bake. Wake and bake is a term for waking up and smoking weed. Woke and boke is a past tense for having already woke up and smoked weed
Dang man, we really shouldn't have woke and boke this morning. I have a test at 9am.
Woke and Boke by Damon K. June 2, 2021