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Wicked witch 

1)Bad Megan

2) a dirty bitch you think may be a lesbian, and sits at your lunch table for nine mintues too long
1)Person 1:"ding dong the witch is dead"

Person 2:'what kind of witch?'

Person 3:'the wicked witch u dumb fuckin bastard

2)Oh man look at that wicked witch
Wicked witch by ????? November 17, 2004
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baby Witch 

a baby Witch is a Witch that was born from another Witch started from one day old, it doesnt mean when a new Witch aka novice Witch is baby Witch, its a misconception, and weird to hear novice Witches new to the craft calling themselfs baby Witch, like are you one year old ? no ? then youre novice Witch, youre not a baby Witch
Priest: our baby Witch is going to grow up in the craft
priestess: oh yes right now shes one week old
baby Witch by anons15 October 2, 2021

The DC Swamp Witch 

AKA Kellyanne Conway: A vile creature that began her life in New Jersey under a rock and moved to Washington DC. This hideous creature spits venom and lies out her foul mouth every time it opens. Her foul breath also acts like a drug confusing the listener from reality. Know for her unkempt hair and falling face and shrill in the night. Her power comes from the 'magical pivot stone' created by a Dupont chemical mishap, which she found on a blueberry field and shoved up her vagina
OMG, have you seen The DC Swamp Witch on tv last night? She just would not answer a single question and the tv interviewer just rolled his eyes.

bitch witch 

when one crosses their hands and performs a simulitaneous back hand to anothers face.
dman b, that nigga just got bitch witched
bitch witch by sir ler February 24, 2009

Kitchen Witch 

A woman who operates a business out of her home.
My sister is a kitchen witch, she's selling her homemade candles online.
Kitchen Witch by manworm02 July 23, 2020

Ditch Witch 

A Witch that will make it easier for you to ditch class, or to ditch your friends (if you have any)
The ditch witch helped Tommy to ditch class.
Ditch Witch by Jaykay4132 April 14, 2014

Media Witch 

A celebrity woman who steals lots of tv attention, even though nobody cares about her.
Lindsay Lohan is a Media Witch...She goes to rehab so much and nobody ally cares about her anymore.
Media Witch by witchhunter August 26, 2012