wet the monkey

a phrase used when other euphemisms just won't do.

I suggest you don't wet the monkey when your mother's in the room.

That movie tried too hard to wet the monkey; it just looked painful.

by Bishopk March 4, 2009

dick wetness

The penis becomes moist and oversaturated due to stimulation

Ayo................ DICK WETNESS!

by plugDrew October 3, 2019

Wet donkey

When a man ejaculates inside of his woman and then immediately gives her a donkey back ride, allowing the semen to dribble onto said man's back.

Okay Michelle, I'm finished, now get on my back and give me a wet donkey

by JHenbo May 16, 2020

Wet Wendy

Similar to a "Wet Willy," instead of using saliva to stick in the victim's ear, the appropriate body fluid for the Wet Wendy is female or male cum.

After I soaked my finger in my vagina, I went over to Mark and gave him a wet wendy.

by Jadedsk September 17, 2014

Wet Towel

Wet Towel

A lethal weapon used to wreak havoc upon anyone in the changing rooms of a pool or gym.

OR

The term given to define something that is useless, pathetic and annoying in its self and to society.

Example 1

Mum: "How the hell did you get all those red marks on your back!!?"

Son: "Dave went on a killing spree with his wet towel in the changing rooms again..."

Example 2

Guy 1: Hey did you see that video of Justin Bieber starting on that reporter?"

Guy 2: "Yeah that kids such a fucking wet towel!"

by CheshireTheGreat March 18, 2013

Wet Wompy

The act of ejaculating into your hand after intercourse, rubbing the semen on your testicles, and prodceding to tea bag your partner.

Bob gave his mother a wet wompy last night

by Pwn-Star September 29, 2006

wet wampa

When the smell emanating from the toilet after a diarrheal discharge causes one to thrash their arms about in a fan-like motion, similar to the movements of the wampa featured in Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back.

P.F. Changs gave me such a bad wet wampa that I tore my rotator cuff.

by CMac01 December 28, 2009