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weasel

A person most commonly a girl who always tries to trick people. Usually perceived as very sly, clever, and sneaky. Lies to people about having money, steals peoples food, lies about having gum, lies about sexual relationships, texts multiple boys, and is just a regular trickster. Do not trust weasel's they will betray you. Nickname: Weezy F. Baby.

Origin of name: One day after a math test a girl said to a weasel that the test was hard. The weasel then went to take the math test and upon walking in says that the test was very hard. The math teacher then goes to the class the weasel heard it from and yells at them. Only a weasel would've done this, and thereby lies the creation of the name weasel.
Caroline left her vitamin water on a table. Erin comes by and steals it and walks away.... Caroline: You little weasel get back here!

Darragh asks Erin for a piece of gum. Erin has two kinds of gum; stride and generic value pack. Weasel gives Darragh a piece of the generic gum to which Darragh replies, "You little weasel, I want Stride" Erin responds with "I don't have stride"

"Speak of the weasel"
by Charles R. F. February 7, 2008
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Peruvian Stink Weasel

A sexual fetish in which a man is having anal intercourse with his partner whilst he is on the toilet, defecating.
Mike: Hey, Tim, I gave my girlfriend a Peruvian Stink Weasel last night!

Tim: Oh, snap!
by Carl Shveltz December 30, 2007
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fuck weasel

A dipshit who can't drive.
Move your Yukon fuck weasel!
by Howie Feltersnatch January 1, 2004
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Weaver Golfcart

A golfcart driven by a Weaver or his gay little son, or any vehicle that is driven by a homosexual male.
Look at frickin Cory Rider and his Weaver golfcart. I wish that kid would quit being such a fairy.
by Westy December 3, 2003
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Samantha Weaver

A small, blonde haired girl with mahoosive tits that loves to get fucked up. You'll find her either in a pub getting sloshed or in a tent getting high.
by Bethizaretard January 11, 2010
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weasel

In German a weasel (ein Wiesel) is a very fast and tricky animal. Whatever it does, the weasel does it fast. Faster than others, mostley smarter than others. If you compare it with a human character it will mean a fast working or acting person
This guy is as fast as a weasel!
Look, that guy plays the cards like a weasel!
by Scampi November 16, 2004
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ass-weasel

He's as tuff as he looks he uses ass-weasels. When Dickie saw the stuffed ass-weasel behind the bar he turned arround and walked out. In the struggled between gay and ass-weasel the ass-weasel has be known to win.
by benthere March 8, 2008
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