Vishek

When Vishek runs into your life he gives guys boners and girls orgasms everywhere. He sure does love almonds and belvita, and boy do they love him back. He eats pussy like he eats belvitas - to every last 'crumb'. Has two emotions; listening to Nick Cave and shiting blood (but he likes it) - sometimes these emotions happen concurrently.

He's a thicc boi - he puts the ass in Assam
He is still searching for fucks to give.

Emma: Who's that that ran past?
Graham: well, I have a boner so it must be Vishek

Heather: For £3 a month you can sponsor a big beautiful boy, Vishek

Olivia: how do you know Vishek?
Jam: we go way back, and I still have a boner

by VishekLover69 March 5, 2019

bird vision

A side effect of some medications that makes the world look wormier than normal.

"Side effects of Wormatrix include dry mouth, constipation, and bird vision."

by Skee Ball January 31, 2008

sextension visa

Visa extension to facilitate ongoing doing of the nasty (aka having hot steamy sex).

I can't believe you're leaving tomorrow, we need to get a sextension visa for you so we can do it like rabbits.

by JohnConnor227 June 29, 2009

oki-vision

1.) What a marine gets after being on the island of Okinawa for to long and lowers their standards substantially and doesn't realize it. Causing them to hook up, date, or even marry a "bottom of the barrel" type of women.

2.) The cause of a life destroying decision made to late.

bottom of the barrel marine Okinawa standards oki-vision

by schrep-nasty January 8, 2010

Natural visor

A facial characteristic describing when the forehead protrudes above or including the eyebrows creating a "natural visor." Hence the eyelids will be able to stay lighter than the rest of the face. Famous Actors who display a natural visor is Taylor Lautner.

Taylor Lautner has a natural visor

by Star Effect September 2, 2010

Darth Visor

An elderly (or sometimes middle-aged) Korean woman who wears a large visor to shade her face from the sun's harmful rays. Some of the visors are absolutely massive, so much so that they often become a veritable black mask - the wearer's actual face becomes completely hidden from view. Plus, older women have a fearsome reputation in Korean society... hence the term "Darth Visor" (a pun of "Darth Vader", the lead antagonist from Star Wars).

Person 1: "Yikes, check out that old ajumma wearing a huge visor."

Person 2: "It's... Darth Visor."

by Who Ate All The Squid? October 6, 2010

stork visit

If you have a stork visit or a stork has visited you, you are going to have a baby or babies.

After years of marriage, she finally had a stork visit.

by uttam maharjan November 29, 2011