Tooliosis

The common disease of being a tool.

Oh man that guy must have tooliosis with frosted tips.

by jamodie August 10, 2009

Tooldar

1. The capability to identify individuals as being tools with minimal analysis.

1. I can't believe you introduced me to that moron! My tooldar was going off before he even opened his mouth.

by 420AZ August 13, 2009

tool

People that go to the gym and wear cutoffs to flaunt their muscles when there is nothing or next to nothing there. These tools can often be found looking at themselves in the mirror giving a nonchalant flex every now and then to make sure they are still "ripped". Can be found in large packs at any college weight room. Often listen to their rap music while lifting, throwing out the rapper hand everytime their favorite part of the song comes up.

Kid 1: "Why is that kid wearing a cutoff when he isn't even that big?"
Kid 2: "O its cause he is a tool"

by Will Monte May 29, 2010

tool

One who is being used without knowing it.

Viggy is Christian's tool.

by CJavon393 May 3, 2010

Toolhood

the introduction into the becoming of a tool. when one has first become a tool, they have recently been inducted into "toolhood"

He's responsible for Richie's introduction into toolhood.

by CoconutAngel215 December 27, 2010

Tool

One who thinks highly of themselves, and possibly the close circle of "friends" they surround themselves with. Also typically used for something such as; a car, money, sex, alcohol, drugs,etc; yet are completely unaware of their tool-like qualities. Find it attractive to wear extremely tight t-shirt whether actual muscular definition is in fact there or not. Find it needed to add unnecessary words and syllables to their flamboyant vocabulary, such as "Dude, dude, dude! check.it.out." On occasion are known to have completely ridiculous tattoos of utterly stupid objects or symbols, that little to no meaning to them or anyone else, in any way shape or form.

Tools:
Nima Zigahmi
Ashkon Firefighter wanna-be with a gay tattoo
We'll get back to you on more. But for now. Be afraid, be very afraid.

by Calls em as I sees em November 14, 2010

Tool

Someone who screws nuts then bolts.

That tool fucks chicks then takes off right after.

by NickKentucky December 1, 2010